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We All Got The Pwn From The Luci

The Harlot

The Harlot

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Oh noes!

What now?

Suicide?
 
I slit my wrists and it started bleeding yellow!
 
Luci pwned someone?

Call fucking CNN! This is world news! SHEEEIT!
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Luci pwned someone?

Call fucking CNN! This is world news! SHEEEIT!
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Frak them! Call Fox News! They're so muslim.
 
Canada is next to fall Muslim after France and Germany.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Canada is next to fall Muslim after France and Germany.
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Don't bash the French.
 
The french bash themselves.
 
The Harlot said:
Don't bash the French.
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Why not? The Germans did :D
 
Can you believe it? A Canadian actually pwned someone? They're ususally targets for bored American soldiers.
 
Even I pwned Luci.
 
The Harlot said:
Oh noes!

What now?

Suicide?
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You most certainly do, constantly. I grow bored at the ease with with I own you all.
 
Enkephalen said:
Even I pwned Luci.
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Ah yes, jumping on the PWNage bandwagon are we? As I stated in a separate thread, all one need do in order to increase one's status, one need only CLAIM to have PWNed the great SAINTLUCIFER. Absolutely ZERO proof required. Such is the esteem you all hold for the greatness that is I.
 
Acrimonious said:
I slit my wrists and it started bleeding yellow!
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You have to use the "comic sans" font, or it just doesn't ring the same.
 
jack said:
You have to use the "comic sans" font, or it just doesn't ring the same.
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Absolutely correct.
 
It would be fun tying you to a makeshift plywood pillory, and after extinguishing cigarette butts on your genitalia and elsewhere, getting a nice Black and Decker Dual Clutch 2.5 minidrill with a nice six inch head and plunge it into your mouth at full bore, watching teech, gums, your jaw spin off your skull as you bit down to try to stop it. After widening you properly, I would love to reach deep down into your throat and grab and clutch and pull, muscles, tendons, ligaments, right out through your widened, bleeding mouth, causing you to twitch like the cockroach you now resembled.
 
jack said:
It would be fun tying you to a makeshift plywood pillory, and after extinguishing cigarette butts on your genitalia and elsewhere, getting a nice Black and Decker Dual Clutch 2.5 minidrill with a nice six inch head and plunge it into your mouth at full bore, watching teech, gums, your jaw spin off your skull as you bit down to try to stop it. After widening you properly, I would love to reach deep down into your throat and grab and clutch and pull, muscles, tendons, ligaments, right out through your widened, bleeding mouth, causing you to twitch like the cockroach you now resembled.
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Sooo, I guess little Jimmy was not forthcoming when you asked him to perform fellatio on your person? You do understand it is not exactly a good idea to ask that of an 8 year old boy yes?
 
St Lucifer posts in fancy yellow because it reminds him of his favorite beverage urine.
 
dogbert said:
St Lucifer posts in fancy yellow because it reminds him of his favorite beverage urine.
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You must be new, because that line is older than this site. You are somewhat out of date dear little man. Keep up bitch!
 
We're laughing at you, Luci. You're such a cock-lover that it is endlessly amusing to us.
 
Luci = PWNED by Dogbert

LOL
 
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