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We Need to Sex This Joint Up

Shatna

Shatna

SOINT PLUT!
There are a lot of hot 'n' sexy people at TK, but you wouldn't know it from all the tedious karma, points, pwning and hacking crap. I mean jeebus people, if all the hot and angry fighty-fights over politics and BBS bannings were channelled into fucking, this place would be one big-ass orgy, 24 hours a day.

I hereby recommend that the next five days be declared Erotica Week at Troll Kingdom, wherein each member endeavors to make at least one post a day concerning sex. This could range from a simple declaration that one likes to suck cock to a four-page erotic story which may or may not involve TK members. I am excluding myself from the event because in just the last 6 months I have posted stories about Cait and Manners having sex, Cait and Manners having sex with Laker_Girl, a Sims house featuring TK-ers where BDM had sex with Laker_Girl, and an attempt at an orgy thread which showed promise but eventually petered (HA) out. In other words, I've done my part. Now it's your turn.

What'll it be, Trolls? More tedious Bushie-Lefty fights? More revenge threads over "negrepping"? Or will we see some hot, steamy, sensuous posts concerning the greatest and most wonderful mystery of human existence?!?

Thank you, and happy fucking!
 
I'm married; I don't have sex, therefore I am not allowed to think about it, post about it, or want it.

Thank you, and good night.
 
Sorry to hear that. I too am married but face no such restrictions. Hopefully you can secretly sneak a peek at the other members' (HA) offerings.
 
Well, this is going well. :D

May I remind everyone that this board is a fantasy world, so you can pretty much live as much a sex-filled life as you wish.
 
Oh what fun. I do love sex and I'll write something a little later. Right now I need my morning coffee, But I'll be back. ;)
 
Sorry, Shat. Your efforts are certainly appreciated.
I've been a dick around here as of late. (Read: Little fun, big stick in the mud.) Pay me no mind. I'll get better.

Here... let me share something I posted elsewhere recently to help you get the ball rolling:

Hooray for sex and all of it's stickysloppy little nuances and circumstances, flirtaciously awkward sidelong glances, glistening sweat-beaded bottoms, matted hair, lusty, passion-fueled dehydration, the romantic noises of a creaking bed and someone's ass being spanked, orgasms that curl your toes and roll your eyes into the back of your head, and the resulting rush, release and wetspot!
 
I have recently been researching balloon sex. This is people who get off on balloons and women bouncing around together. Some of the pr0n is most enlightening.

I hasten to add this link is NSFW

It really is all very tame and kind of quaint - almost from another era.

I may come up with some balloon stories involving TK members.
 
He had her blindfolded. Her wrists were in restraints on each side of the bed post. She was face up on the bed, and she could hear him moving around the room. He was just…watching her. Not touching, just looking. She could almost hear him breathing, her hearing was that acute.

When his hand finally made contact, he heard her let out a sigh and an audible moan. The blindfold making everything sharper and clearer, the sensations exaggerated and powerful. He continued to say nothing. He only eased his hand over her willing body, running his fingertips over her nipples, which felt hard as he lightly twisted them.

She moved her hips almost involuntarily as her body became adjusted to her arousal; as it became ready to be penetrated. He lowered his mouth over a nipple and drew it into his warm mouth. He knew the perfect way to scrape it against his teeth, then minister to it with his tongue so it didn't quite hurt. So it hurt in just the right way.

When he finally spoke, it was to order her to spread her legs--wide. His fingers then trailed down her skin from her nipple, to her stomach, to her mons, and finally to where her inner thigh met her pelvis. He barely brushed her clit and stroked the entrance to her pussy.

At that moment, he knew all she wanted was to be fucked; she wanted his fingers, his cock, or a toy. Anything he wanted to give her.

Anything that will fill her up.
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