We Need to Sex This Joint Up

[Blindgroping]

Says you!!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Exotic erotic honey dust to dusk...

And flagellation.

 

[speck]

Dust, mostly. Nothing sexy about dust.

Dust.

now that makes me horny.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I have a mote for you, Speck.

 

[Blindgroping]

Dust Buster!!!!

 

[speck]

I have a mote for you, Speck.

mmmm... motes.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Must Lusting Bust Duster!

 

[speck]

got a beam of sunlight where i can meet other single specks?

 

[Blindgroping]

Shades are drawn.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Zeus' beams will not be held back. He has the biggest mote-on for Speck right now.

 

[Blindgroping]

EWWWW!!!!!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Zeus isn't picky. He'll do anything TO anything.

Much like the Baby-Eating Bishop of Bath-and-Wells.

 

[speck]

*leaves to put on his best dust jacket an meet some Hot particles*

 

[Shatna]

This thread is now unerotic to the point of death.

Mods, lock please!!!!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Hot particles are CHARGED, dude. Watch for the slow-moving frigid ones, though. Be wary.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Oh, Shat. One day you'll kill us all.

 

[Shatna]

If you're lucky.

I had no idea how sexless this board was. I always felt there was a murky, restless sexual underpinning to this place that would fairly explode into a shower of erotic joy if prodded properly. Turns out Cait is the main and apparently only source for such a thing.

Ah, well. Quality over quantity, I guess!

 

[Gagh]

I can do a Freemason's handshake, if you consider that sexy?

 

[Shatna]

Well, it's something.

 

[Gagh]

It involves a bared nipple.