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Well, ...

Think the bride'll wear white?

hopefully she'll oxyclean the pizza stains out first.
 
I like the house idea.

I have a huge old house in a mini-forest right now. I'm looking at some newer, smaller townhouses with little backyards but a huge common area front yard in the midst of a pecan tree grove. There is an HOA to keep up the exterior and common areas. They also help with interior repairs and upkeep. Don't know if I can live in a place with a shared wall though. I'm the noisy one.
 
He's pretty fucking ignornant, I'll give him that.

"ignornant"?

Seriously jack, you end up looking like a dumbshit everytime you try and troll someone. Give up the internet and go back to waiting tables and reading comic books. Stick with what you're good at.
 
Yes darling, you've been deliberately pwnt by moi once again. You should give this up and stick to donuts, donut boy.
 
sarek the newest dancer huh?

it should be illegal for someone that fat to lay down those dance steps. It's like watching a blancmange having an epileptic fit
 
Yes darling, you've been deliberately pwnt by moi once again. You should give this up and stick to donuts, donut boy.

jack, you've been dancing for me for the last week. You're just to "ignornant" to figure it out...
 
this is like one of those facebook statuses where someone leaves a cryptic message on their wall and expects all their friends to rush in and be all 'what do you mean?' 'what's happening?' 'I'm really interested in your life....'

Takes one to know one, yes? No doubt you have experience in this area. The only thing I have to do with Facebook is getting my ass banned, and being threatened with our RCMP in the process. I was more than pleased to give Facebook all the pertinent information for our RCMP headquarters. I am very polite that way.
 
Like I said, in before the backpedal.

Thanks for playing, and don't forget to have another donut.

What is your fucking fascination with donuts? Is that why you spent your time in Troll Valhalla pretending to be a FAT, and I do mean FAT woman? Are you suggesting that you are in reality, a FAT man, hence your constant infatuation with doughnuts (learn to spell, you dumbfuck Yanks)?
 
What is your fucking fascination with donuts? Is that why you spent your time in Troll Valhalla pretending to be a FAT, and I do mean FAT woman? Are you suggesting that you are in reality, a FAT man, hence your constant infatuation with doughnuts (learn to spell, you dumbfuck Yanks)?

You're like the Old Gui, without a dick.
 
Jeezy peezy you know? If this shit keeps up, I may make peace with PP just to push the furniture around a little.
 
Getting older doesnt mean you become numb or dead. Look at the Red sox franchise. Those bitches have been at that game for over 100 years.

look how fucking good they've gotten at it.
 
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