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What Brits Say When Aliens Attack

Somehow, the image of that retard having sex with anything is enough to make me swear off intercourse and become asexual.
 
Meh. It's too bad he couldn't see the humor in that part of the movie. Whatever. *for Gagh, who doesn't understand: It wasn't the British that were funny, but the moviemaker's portrayal of the British; that was hilarious!
 
A Dual 3, you seem to be channeling John Dunbar, aka ID4Eagle1 from the alt.movies.--usenet circa 1996. Can you recreate some of his greatest hits?
 
Lets turn this into a USA rally thread and show those limey jackasses what we all about

USA USA USA

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Here are some excerpts I found of ID4Eagle1:

Date: Sun, Sep 8 1996 12:00 am
>Sigh ... Hitler openingly admired Stalin.
....
>> you would know that Hitler
>gained his power and support from the left labor unions
...
>After the war, and even today, some leftist and Nazi organozations
...
>are on the record as feeling betrayed by Hitler; as they should.
>Hitler did in fact betray numerous labor unions in his accention to
...
>I can understand why you don't know these things ... its the dumbing
>down of America by multi-culturist in America.
...
>Oh, the %2 that consume %50 of the world's resources are being more
>productive in aquiring those resources for consumption.
...
>Life is a struggle to survive ... this is a Darwinian fact, that I'm
>sure your liberals love. If my survival depends on pulling the wool
>over your head, and making off with the spoils, then so be it.
...
>Obviously, Americans are doing something the other countires of the
...
>world can not stop or can not emulate. Either way, we are being
...
>successful while North Koreans are staving because of no food :/
...
>We pay $1.20 for gas ( petrol ) while in Europe its $4 - $5 /gal.
...
>In American we can buy an advanced VCR for ~$200 - $300, while in
>Europe its double :) Japanese charter jumbo jets (2) when they
>visit Hawaii. 1 jet carries the Nihonjin ( Japanese ) while the
>other carries all the goods which they bought here, because it
>was soooooooo much cheaper. ex, I bought a pair of 501 Levis for
>$22 last week. In Japan they sell for almost $70.00. hahahahahahah
>ahahahahahahahahahaha no we in America are obviously doing something
>that the world either can't stop or can't emulate ....hahahahahahahah.
...
 
This is really funny because I actually remember this post and it was from almost ten years ago! That John Dunbar was a funny guy. He was totally normal, and then that movie came out and all of a sudden he was ID4Eagle1 and spouting off all this dumbshit.
 
Here's the whole post I got that from:
From: William Longworth - view profile
Date: Sun, Sep 8 1996 12:00 am
Email: [email protected] (William Longworth)
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ID4Eagle1 <[email protected]> wrote:
>Sigh ... Hitler openingly admired Stalin.


openly


>> you would know that Hitler
>gained his power and support from the left labor unions


leftist


>After the war, and even today, some leftist and Nazi organozations


organizations


>are on the record as feeling betrayed by Hitler; as they should.
>Hitler did in fact betray numerous labor unions in his accention to


ascension


>I can understand why you don't know these things ... its the dumbing
>down of America by multi-culturist in America.


I don't think they have stopped teaching WWII in history thanks to
multi-culturalism.


>Oh, the %2 that consume %50 of the world's resources are being more
>productive in aquiring those resources for consumption.


That doesn't answer why that 2% are so wasteful that they need to
consume 50%.

And that's "acquiring."



>Life is a struggle to survive ... this is a Darwinian fact, that I'm
>sure your liberals love. If my survival depends on pulling the wool
>over your head, and making off with the spoils, then so be it.


That would imply that you are lying.

And the expression is pulling the wool over your eyes, not head.



>Obviously, Americans are doing something the other countires of the


countries


>world can not stop or can not emulate. Either way, we are being


cannot


>successful while North Koreans are staving because of no food :/


starving (which is generally caused by a lack of food, btw)


>We pay $1.20 for gas ( petrol ) while in Europe its $4 - $5 /gal.


We subsidize the cost through our taxes, and we have the benefit of
limited domestic production. Of course, this has all been helped
along by the fact that we have a political system openly for sale,
which has allowed oil and auto interests to crush clean air
regulations and efforts to promote cleaner, safer alternatives. The
poor, stupid bastards in Europe and Japan will probably be the first
to develop cars using fuel cells, etc. and we will all enjoy a repeat
of the late 60's when Japan started selling smaller, better cars in
the U.S. By the Mid-Eighties, the american automaker was synonymous
with crap. I know I'm eager to float another multi-billion dollar
loan to the last great dinosaur of the industrial era. Why do right
wingers always boil everything down to a question of cash? Anybody
else notice that?


>In American we can buy an advanced VCR for ~$200 - $300, while in
>Europe its double :) Japanese charter jumbo jets (2) when they
>visit Hawaii. 1 jet carries the Nihonjin ( Japanese ) while the
>other carries all the goods which they bought here, because it
>was soooooooo much cheaper. ex, I bought a pair of 501 Levis for
>$22 last week. In Japan they sell for almost $70.00. hahahahahahah
>ahahahahahahahahahaha no we in America are obviously doing something
>that the world either can't stop or can't emulate ....hahahahahahahah.


You are talking about imports, try comparing the price of a Porsche in
Europe to that of one in the U.S.

You might want to try typing your e-mail in a program like Word and
running a simple spell checker on it. It might lend some credibility
to your tirades about the collapse of education.
 
Italy Serie A : Table
Home Away
Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
1 Juventus 28 13 1 0 28 5 10 3 1 29 13 39 73
2 AC Milan 28 13 1 0 38 10 7 2 5 25 14 39 63
3 Inter Milan 27 12 0 2 35 11 6 4 3 16 10 30 58
4 Roma 27 8 2 4 28 18 8 4 1 23 7 26 54
5 Fiorentina 27 12 0 2 29 14 4 5 4 17 15 17 53
6 Livorno 27 7 6 1 18 10 4 5 4 11 16 3 44
7 Chievo 27 6 6 1 19 9 4 4 6 16 21 5 40
8 Lazio 27 6 6 1 21 13 3 5 6 12 20 0 38
9 Sampdoria 28 6 4 4 25 20 4 3 7 17 17 5 37
10 Palermo 27 5 3 5 22 22 3 7 4 14 18 -4 34
11 Ascoli 27 6 6 2 18 13 1 5 7 9 18 -4 32
12 Siena 27 4 4 6 14 19 4 4 5 18 22 -9 32
13 Reggina 27 6 3 5 19 23 1 4 8 8 21 -17 28
14 Udinese 27 4 3 7 13 16 3 3 7 14 25 -14 27
15 Parma 27 4 6 4 15 17 2 2 9 15 30 -17 26
16 Messina 27 2 8 3 12 15 2 4 8 13 23 -13 24
17 Cagliari 27 5 7 1 16 10 0 2 12 13 32 -13 24
18 Empoli 28 4 3 6 16 20 2 2 11 12 30 -22 23
19 Treviso 27 1 2 10 6 17 1 7 6 10 23 -24 15
20 Lecce 27 2 5 6 10 17 1 1 12 7 27 -27 15
 
Those crazy Spanish sure know how to pick up their bookings

Sevilla 0 - 1
(0 - 0) Osasuna
S Milosevic 60

Bookings:
C Adriano Correia 20
F Javi Navarro 37
C Luis Fabiano 53
BG Kepa 69
JG Navas 73
JS Marti 77
I Dragutinovic 81
Bookings:
E Moha 20
BD Romeo 35
F Punal 54
J Josetxo 56
LF Ricardo 69
RP Clavero 86

Sent off:
CE David 90
 
Spanish Primera Liga : Table
Home Away
Team P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS
1 Barcelona 26 11 2 1 37 13 8 2 2 26 10 40 61
2 Real Madrid 26 9 1 4 30 16 7 2 3 20 10 24 51
3 Valencia 25 7 5 1 20 11 7 3 2 17 10 16 50
4 Osasuna 25 9 2 2 21 12 5 2 5 12 15 6 46
5 Villarreal 26 7 4 2 21 11 4 5 4 15 14 11 42
6 Celta Vigo 25 9 0 3 16 10 4 3 6 11 15 2 42
7 Sevilla 25 7 3 2 14 7 5 2 6 18 19 6 41
8 Deportivo La Coruna 26 4 4 5 14 16 7 3 3 22 14 6 40
9 Atletico Madrid 26 5 5 2 17 10 5 3 6 19 15 11 38
10 Real Zaragoza 25 5 4 4 19 19 2 8 2 14 15 -1 33
11 Getafe 25 5 5 3 23 18 3 2 7 10 15 0 31
12 Racing Santander 25 2 3 7 9 16 4 7 2 14 13 -6 28
13 Espanyol 26 4 2 6 17 17 3 4 7 8 24 -16 27
14 Real Betis 25 5 3 5 12 13 1 4 7 11 24 -14 25
15 Real Sociedad 25 6 3 4 23 18 1 1 10 10 30 -15 25
16 Mallorca 25 3 5 4 14 17 3 2 8 12 24 -15 25
17 Cadiz 26 3 3 7 12 20 3 4 6 8 15 -15 25
18 Athletic Bilbao 25 3 4 5 11 12 2 4 7 16 23 -8 23
19 CD Alaves 26 2 5 5 13 20 3 3 8 15 24 -16 23
20 Malaga 25 3 3 7 13 17 2 2 8 15 27 -16 20
 
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