What do you think is in The Bick Box?

[Dr Dave]

Apart from maps.

 

[Cassie]

Map based porn.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A photo of the Loch Ness Monster, rendered useless by Bick scrawling "UNCONVICING" on it in pen.

 

[Cassie]

Magic underpants.

 

[headvoid]

Dreadlocked Mice

 

[Mirah]

I think something like a plug but it has no electrical parts connected to it. (yet)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

A Swiffer, a Scrunchy and a Scrunge, because all of those words make him giggle.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A second, slightly smaller box. And inside that box there's a third, slightly smaller box. And so on.

 

[Cassie]

The big toes of the bums who cross him.

 

[Gagh]

Karen Allen's career.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Regret.

 

[Cassie]

A giant purple dildo.

 

[Dr Dave]

I think he has 3 almonds in there.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Whatever it is, it's hairy.

 

[Dr Dave]

He has the broken clarinet he used to kill a Wookie (the scalp which he also has in the box).

 

[Mirah]

I bet its empty but it has several intricate locks and tricks and quizzes to get into it, including several musical notes that must be hummed while sitting cross legged in boxers.

 

[Dr Dave]

Why boxers?

 

[CaptainWacky]

What was that movie with a box that couldn't be opened?

 

[Dr Dave]

I believe it was Bick Box: The Musical.

 

[Cassie]

Will Bick ever show us what's in the box? AND IF HE DID, WOULD IT KILL US OR PERHAPS MAIM US?