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What does your apocalyptic outfit look like?

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Last year I thought the world was going to end. It didn't. But now my location has temporarily changed so also my apocolyptic outfit would change. I now would be wearing snowpants and probably some belt that has been quilted and all of my weapons would come out of a sewing room and spare snacks would be so much processed stuff that it would really last quite a while. I would have on snow boots, I would just look ridiculous.
 
Still going with the long duster coat. Although now that I've gone from the southwest to fucking Diet Canada, I guess it'd be wool lined, now.
 
The apocolypse is coming and I don't have my "to-go" bag packed yet. Just kidding it is not the apocolypse, it is just an imminet fire evacuation and we are supposed to have a "to go" bag ready and I just opened up one of my dresser drawers and thought, "Which bag do I pack my vibrators in?"
Like if I have to leave everything behind, I don't want that to be one of the items-or 2 of the items because I have 2.
 
And I seriouisly don't know what clothes to pack in it. It is so fucked up. I'm like, "Do I pack the green dress or the red dress? How about the purple one?" Just kidding I don't have dresses in those colors.
 
Let's see... we were supposed to have an evacuation go-to bag after 9/11, then a hospital go-to bag when COVID hit...

My life is just a selection of bags.
 
I re-packed my to go bags tonight after learning we are going in to level 2 tomorrow.
I have my "real bag" of clothes I actually wear. And then I have my "work clothes" bag, Hammock bag and I may even pack a winter bag. And then I have my back pack that has my purse, computer and papers and stuff like that.
 
Thanks Jack!
Time to be tough again

Evacuating today.
My evacuation outfit is a pair of ripped jeans with a T-shirt that says "I don't care" on the front and "fuck off" on the back, or is that reversed?
Some kind of sturdy shoe or boot and maybe a bandana on my head

Lord help me through this day
 
Wait,
I changed my mind
It is going to be black yoga pants with a flair at the bottom of the pant leg and my belly dance belt and some sort of tank top

Shoes, don't care, hair, don't care

Just get me to that place
 
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