What game are you playing on a Nintendo console at the moment?

[SAUSAGEMAN]

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

(there's a new mario kart trailer)
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[CaptainWacky]

That is pretty.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll play the shit out of that (on 3DS.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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[SAUSAGEMAN]

That Mario Galaxy stage in Smash Brothers~~~

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

What the fuck.
[youtubehd]lcmx4kC0tiU[/youtubehd]

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's the new greatest game of all time?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What the fuck is this low-res-lookin Mii-Sim-game shit?

I hate Miis.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope you don't need real friends and family to play it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The villager I hate finally moved out of town...and I kind of miss him!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MARIO NO HOMO

Nintendo Responds (Terribly) To Gay Marriage Petition

KOTAKU - Jason Schreier - Today 12:31pm

Earlier this week, we helped publicize a fan-made petition that set out to get gay marriage support in the upcoming Nintendo game Tomodachi Life, which allows players to hang out and start relationships in a weird, surreal alternate universe habitated by Mii characters.

Nintendo has responded to that petition with a statement to the AP, and it's truly tone-deaf:1

Nintendo never intended to make any form of social commentary with the launch of Tomodachi Life. The relationship options in the game represent a playful alternate world rather than a real-life simulation. We hope that all of our fans will see that 'Tomodachi Life' was intended to be a whimsical and quirky game, and that we were absolutely not trying to provide social commentary.

The ability for same-sex relationships to occur in the game was not part of the original game that launched in Japan, and that game is made up of the same code that was used to localize it for other regions outside of Japan.

Of course, denying gay people the right to get married in a game about relationships and marriage is itself "social commentary."

Nintendo went on, according to the Associated Press:

We have heard and thoughtfully considered all the responses. We will continue to listen and think about the feedback. We're using this as an opportunity to better understand our consumers and their expectations of us at all levels of the organization. We have been looking to broaden our approach to development whenever possible as we put all our energy into continuing to develop fun games that will surprise and delight players.

I have so many gay Sims characters it's like the thing was coded on Fire Island. WHEEEEE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wanted to marry a Hilter Mii.

I'm playing Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D, it's very good.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

John Oliver am good.

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[CaptainWacky]

Good Contra Code joke.

No way Donkey Kong would marry Bowser when he's got that twink Diddy at home.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

The NES Remix games on Wii U are so fucking good y'all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The legendary pigeon-milk latte!

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

I'm playing Mario Kart. It's good and + it has good music.