What I really liked about tonight's CBB

[Fuddlemiff]

was when in the aftermath of Leo's departure, Cleo and Carole pleaded with the other housemates "don't look in there! DON'T LOOK IN THERE!!" as though, if they had, they would've been confronted with the sight of Leo's dismembered body or some other gruesome result of him calling the guards a bunch of unsanitary cunts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did this post travel forward in time three weeks ago?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

IT IS THREE WEEKS AGO, AS LONG AS WE REMEMBER IT

 

[CaptainWacky]

MORE PROOF THAT TIME IS MOVING TOO FAST!?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

DEATH IS AN ILLUSION, TIME IS THE MAGICIAN

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hope when I die Davina McCall says "You have been evicted from LIFE, please leave EXISTENCE, you CUNT"

 

[Fuddlemiff]

TK's members MUST close the front door and return to the living room!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why did Zeke stop talking gangsta?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Armed & Famous got canceled after 4 episodes. We'll never find out if Erik Estrada and LaToya Jackson became good coppers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And former WWE woman's champion Trish Stratus!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

ZEKE'S GANGSTA TALK TO BE REPLACED WITH CGI?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

LU-CASH WILL STOOP TO ANY LOW

 

[Fuddlemiff]

HOUSE OF TROUSER TO BE RENAMED HOUSE OF CODPIECE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

TOADIE TO BE REPLACED WITH WALKIE TALKIE?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

PEPPER TO STAR IN NEW ITV CRIME DRAMA, "SALT AND PEPPER INVESTIGATE"?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who's salt?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Dennis Waterman.

 

[CaptainWacky]

PEPPER LIKES FRASIER WHO LIKES ROSIE WHO LIKES WILL WHO LIKES CARMELLA IT'S SOOOOOO boring.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Carmella likes Ned who likes Katya who likes Max who likes Steph who likes Toady who likes Boyd's blonde pubes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember when Boyd sold Karl's watch (the bastard) and Karl said "what did he spend it on, more pink polo shirts!?" Taslgajhsh