What if when we died, we became potatoes?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If we have good karma we would be used for scallop dishes and alternative fuels, if we have a karma deficit we would become McDonald's french fries.

If we're truly miserable, Burger King.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

If we became potatoes, we could see with our eyes. This would make the couch very easy to find. Bad people have to be oranges or melons which are blind because they have no eyes. Potatoes have eyes. Melons have navels. They drop a lot of acid to make contemplating their navels easier. The couch is infinitely more comfortable.

 

[whisky]

Some of us would get mashed

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[curiousa2z]

we could be evil potatoes and give people diabetes. :twisted:

 

[Donovan]

There is very little chance that a potato, reincarnated or otherwise, would ever wind up in a McDonald's or BK french fry. Now if you said we come back as partially hydrogynated vegetable oil, THEN you'd be on to something...

 

[curiousa2z]

^good point.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Which part of "us" would "become" the potato?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

The part that wants to see what you're fucking.

 

[Cassie]

PO-TAY-TO, PO-TAH-TO

 

[CaptainWacky]

we are nothing but our brains, potatos don't have brains

 

[Cassie]

OR DO THEY?

They could be secretly plotting to destroy mankind with their delicious baked and mashed goodness.

 

[CaptainWacky]

maybe

 

[Fuddlemiff]

NOBODY SAYS POTAHTO

I'd like to be a roast potato. They taste lovely.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to be an onion

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So when you graze yourself, it makes OTHER PEOPLE cry?!

 

[Dr Dave]

It would be his dream come true

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEY WILL FEEL MY PAIN.

 

[Dr Dave]

BE KIND SIR WACKY!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Onions don't know the meaning of the word kind.