What if you felt a compulsion to rub pickled onion Monster Munch into your dick?

[CaptainWacky]

What if you couldn't think of anything but this!?

 

[Dr Dave]

That could be a problem.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO SHIT.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Hmm. I like rubbing picked onion Monster Munch on my dick, but then I also like putting pickled onion Monster Munch in my mouth and eating them.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Could be worse, Wacky.

Could be Flamin' Hot flavour.

 

[Dr Dave]

Could be worse, could be acid.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You'd have to do it eventually just to see.

 

[Dr Dave]

No, I don't think one does have to do that.

 

[Cassie]

If I felt the compulsion to rub pickled onion Monster Munch on your dick, I'D DO IT.

 

[Loktar]

Well yeah, If YOU did it, I'd have to let you.

 

['Gear]

Then I'd be in trouble because I don't think I can get that in San Diego. Is there a SoCal equivalent?

 

[Gagh]

I'd think it similar to the compulsion to put a square battery's contacts onto a snail as a kid. And then watching it melt.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Americans don't get any crisps as awesome as Monster Munch.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I was quite unimpressed by the crisp (or "potato chip") selection when I visited The Last Bastion of Hope earlier in the year. However, I did approve of the many dips sold alongside.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Did they have Skips?

 

[curiousa2z]

why, The Tomtrek? Is that something you like for......breakfast?

*whistles innocently*

 

[Fuddlemiff]

There were no brands using whimsical names.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah american just seem to go for standard "potato chips" (Lays?!) without any wacky shapes or flavours or Lemon and Scampi Nik Naks.

 

[Loktar]

Yeah american just seem to go for standard "potato chips" (Lays?!) without any wacky shapes or flavours or Lemon and Scampi Nik Naks.

Not true. I'm an American and I like the eating the flavored chips(Pringles and Doritos). Such as BBQ, Sour Cream and Onion, Steak, Ribs, Ketchup, Dill Pickle, Onion Blossom, Nacho Cheese, Mexican 7 Layered Burrito, Pizza, etc.

 

[Dr Dave]

There are the Kettle Brand chips, they come in several flavours.