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What if your head just suddenly popped off your neck with no warning?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
That would suck!
 
Yes...I suppose it would.
 
Is it true that the head remains conscious for about a minute after being chopped off? Let's do it to someone and ask them.
 
You might get your chance, tomorrow.
 
THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO YOUR 'MECHANECK FROM THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE' IMPRESSION!
 
It's a risk I'm willing to FAKE.
 
CaptainWacky said:
What if your head just suddenly popped off your neck with no warning?
Gently screw it back on.
 
Not possible.
 
Haveing ones head come off would suck more then watching CW programing.
 
Dr Dave said:
Haveing ones head come off would suck more then watching CW programing.

Its not all bad. There's still Smallville. Its the UPN parts that mostly suck.
 
CW is for people with no cable and broken rabbit ears. (Blacks and Southerners)
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
CW is for people with no cable and broken rabbit ears. (Blacks and Southerners)

Hmm...nope I'm neither Black nor Southern, and I have cable and I enjoy the CW.
 
SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE ME
 
My toque would fall off.

Awkward.
 
CaptainWacky said:
That would suck!

It has been my experience that when my head pops off without warning, the sucking part came first. Before that, dinner and a movie. The only part that comes after the head popping off is cabfare and a promise to call her the next day.
 
Premature Head-popping ever happened before?
 
Question: "What if your head just suddenly popped off your neck with no warning?"

Answer: You could be CEO where I work. Actually it's a prerequisite.
 
Ask Saddam!


GET IT BECAUSE HE WAS HANGED TODAY.
 
Did his head pop off like a champagne cork though?
 
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