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what scares the crap out of you?

Laker_Girl said:
I talked to Cait and we're making nice...You all missed the Jell-O. Now quit being a bastard SB.
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It was a hell of a match though. We're waiting for the judges decision on who won. You all should have seen it. It was spectacular. ;)
 
^Ya know, you could just get naked and roll around a bit. The important thing here is a naked woman in jello.
 
Meh. Not my best work but at least we're all in love again.

You and Cait are both coming to my and TQ's wedding aren't you SB?
 
What??? I thought it was for the Championship or something. You mean it was about getting naked and wiggling around in jello?
 
Caitriona said:
What??? I thought it was for the Championship or something. You mean it was about getting naked and wiggling around in jello?
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Well duh. I'm male. Does there really have to be a reason?
 
And... deposit it? Start an interest free checking account? Trade it in for an IRA?

FINISH THE DAMN JOKE JACK
 
You know what scares the fuck out of me? I keep having this recurring dream where I've just killed someone and the cops are all coming to get me. I'm trying to hide the body, but there are fingers coming out of every orifice, little tiny stubbly ones from the dead persons asshole.

When they wiggle, I wake up screaming.
 
I'm trying to decide whether LG and BDM are trolling by pretending to believe that S&M is the same thing as spousal abuse, or they actually do believe that.

If the latter... well, I'm disappointed. I honestly thought LG was more intelligent (though I don't hold such a high opinion of BDM's IQ).

If the former... whatever. Pure nastiness is mind-numbing, heart-hardening, and lacks style or imagination as a trolling technique. Expand your horizons, try something new.

Back to the topic! What scares the hell out of me? Having to watch someone I love get killed or tortured, and being completely helpless to do anything about it. Or, having my eyes poked out.
 
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