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What special features will the Royal Baby have?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Will it be able to breathe fire and have at least twelve feet?
 
Two of those feet will be metal, also one arm will be a crane. Transformer baby.
 
Will it eat coal?
 
I guess the royals don’t use contraceptives.
 
I came in here thinking Royal Baby was a new video game.

Maybe in a way it is.
 
The royal baby will have a crown
On that crown will be jewels
The jewels will detect the baby's needs and a signal will be sent to a corresponding robot which will take care if those needs.
 
"A lot of money".
 
I hope Harry holds the baby and Piers Morgan says he's "emasculated" (real men just kick their babies around on the dirty ground) and Prince Philip has Morgan assassinated. It'll be worth it then.
 
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