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geedis

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To screw with a guy. I'd appreciate it very much if I could carry out this activity. In order for it to work I need a volunteer.
 
You'd probably have to at least buy him dinner first. Or your downtown area probably has one of those "special" clubs or movie houses. Do you have a local park or rest area outside your town? Also, you'll need to figure out if you're a "top" or a "bottom". I personally have my own theories, but who can really tell from messages on the internet?
 
Maybe I should start by misrepresenting myself. What do you think? After all, I'm just a comicon loser.
 
Hey, I voted for Comicon as the reason this place got so lame. We're already working to Gutterize this fuckin joint, because the internet is evil and should be destroyed.

I forget. Are you Geedis or Phil now?
 
No YOU shut up, erudite fake vulcan guy. No takebacks, and if you say it again I'm telling...
 
Donovan said:
Hey, I voted for Comicon as the reason this place got so lame. We're already working to Gutterize this fuckin joint, because the internet is evil and should be destroyed.

I forget. Are you Geedis or Phil now?
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I'm Hans, you fucking loser. The guy standing behind Geedis in the room there. You know, the one that figured it out in three posts, while you fucking morons are still stumbling over themselves.
 
Well, bully for you. You win Retard of the Year 2005, and just in time for Christmas. We should all look up to you for your deductive skillz. I for one am bouyed by your online presence...
 
Geedis the fake internet gay playa is about to post:

"Donovan You are a big loser McLoserboy from Loserville, you loser."


HA! I'm psychic, AND I beat you to it.


By the way, the other day when I was surfing for internet porn I saw your picture at www.bigstinkytwat.com. Talk about misrepresenting yourself online. I was looking for real big stinky twat's and all I found was you...
 
geedis said:
I’m a master rump pumper, I’ll be gentle.
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I don't EVEN want to know what college you had to go to for that. Bet it was in California...them people will give degrees in anything...

Anyway, I get a kick out of your rapier-like wit. Keep it up...
 
Mr Bogner, welcome to Troll Kingdom. I've missed you, even though you seem to think we've still been duking it out.

When I was painting the bedroom, I came across an old Belt Sander, #3...the one you did the cover for. M E M O R I E S. That was actually a pretty good issue.

So, did you ever get your work shit straightened out? I know that was so last year, but everyone goes through that at one time or another. I know I have.

It's funny, we used to be pretty good friends, until you let Hellman convince you I'm Kim Nyholm. That's now my best troll, proven by your rhetoric :) Do you even have a fucking clue how PWNED you truly are :bigass:

By the way, the bet I have with Hellman is open to you too. Prove I'm Nyholm by Xmas, and I'll deposit 500 dollars cash in your paypal account. if you can't, then you deposit 500 in mine.

How's that sound?

Smell that couch? That's REAL NAUGAHYDE, motherfucker!
 
Oh you're Nyholm all right. Notice how the two of you are never in the same room at the same time? How come every time he shows up you disappear? Do you think the glasses really FOOL anyone? Hmmm?
 
Donovan said:
Geedis the fake internet gay playa is about to post:

"Donovan You are a big loser McLoserboy from Loserville, you loser."


HA! I'm psychic, AND I beat you to it.


By the way, the other day when I was surfing for internet porn I saw your picture at www.bigstinkytwat.com. Talk about misrepresenting yourself online. I was looking for real big stinky twat's and all I found was you...
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FAKE? How's that so? do tell. What's going on around here?
 
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