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What would Data have done if he'd walked in on Riker fucking Lal?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I think he would have just given Riker tips on how to improve his technique.
 
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How easily you humans do it.
 
I already unfollowed that Trek nerd guy -- he posts something every 10 minutes around the clock, lol.
 
Yeah I can't tell you how many female celebrity blogs I've unfollowed due to over-posting (it's like two.)
 
He fucked the Klingon Lal and screamed "A FRIEND FOR WORF? MORE LIKE A FUCK FOR RIKER!" at climax.
 
That baby's bum joke between Riker and Data was so bad my rectum prolapsed.
 
It was still several levels above "And, you people, you're are all astronauts...on some kind of star trek?"

Or the god-forsaken flotation device gag.
 
Or the boobs getting firmer gag.

Basically most of the TNG films should be burned.
 
"Romulan ale should be illegal."
"It is."

HO HO HO THE DRY WIT OF NEMESIS.
 
LOL GUINAN WAS MARRIED A BUNCH OF TIMES.
 
LMWAO DATA DIED POINTLESSLY.
 
First Contact gets away with it in my eyes because it has great dialogue elsewhere.

Unlike Insurrection, which is boring and has the most cringeworthy line in Trek, "saddle up... lock and load!"
 
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