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What's it like to be [you]

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What's it like to be jack
Things seem cold, dark, bitter-tasting, even damp (in his pants). Sees the world through a breath-fogged window and a more immediate vodka haze. Too poor to be "eccentric", has to settle for "not right". Head tends to tilt to the left a little. Forgets to blink or close mouth for hours at a stretch. Can't always place the name to the face with the kids. Difficulty pooping.
 
The Question said:
^^They don't care what it's like to be you. They're anxious to hear about what it's like to be Me.

And I'm gonna tell ya.

[singing]
He's going to tell.

(He's going to tell)

He's going to tell.
[/singing]
 
what is it like to be me
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I daresay the display of stupidity within this thread is most staggering. Surely there MUST be someone within the Troll Kingdom who can brag about a triple-digit IQ or must I remain alone in this respect?? First you have a dmweed whining about the St. Patrick's Day banner ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY! No doubt when December 25 rolls around said dipshit shall demand the Christmas banner be removed. That is right you immigrants, I said CHRISTMAS. What the fuck are you going to do about it? CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS. Now go fuck yourself and return to your native lands if this bothers you. You are beneath my kind for did not my ancestors conquer your natives lands? No doubt that makes me your MASTER. Bow down before me bitches.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
[singing]
He's going to tell.

(He's going to tell)

He's going to tell.
[/singing]

(Is he back there? THAT'S HIS CUE!!!)


10,000 posts? Whew. I guess you never leave mommy and daddy's basement am I right?? Pfft. Someone needs to get a life.
 
Da Boss said:
What's it like to be me? It ain't so bad actually.

Damn. An Englishman. England, home of my ancestors and mommy. I still have family over there but from what I have heard from them, England is now both a Muslim and Pakistani state. My family here has absolutely no intention of ever visiting England again for it is owned by FOREIGNERS now. You must be so proud DA BOSS. I would bet his boss is Paki. *ROTFLMAO*
 
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