Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Great. Don RIckles has bought a computer. Now TK is complete.
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What's it like to be [you]
- Thread starter jack
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SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
None of you are worthy of learning what it is like to be me. You are all beneath my station. Natch. Dare to dream. I am every lady's fantasy and ever male's nightmare.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
And you do 3 shows a night opening for Debbie Reynolds. Mazel tov.
gatshicenteri2
New member
mabey his mother name
FBI parte due
Folces Weard
Sounds like one of those masculine spray deoderants.
DizzlePro17
New member
agreedJesuss stick said:
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
jack said:
Oooh. Someone is watching out for any typos that I may make. Silly child. I do more typing in one day than you do in an entire year. This is likely to cause TypoMania. Now see fit to run along for I hear your boyfriend calling out for your tiny schlong.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
SaintLucifer said:
I take back my comment in the other thread, I'm going to keep reading this guy's posts if they're all this unintentionally hilarious.
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SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
SilentBtViolent said:
Garnered your attention after that little tantrum you threw earlier have I? No surprise on my part as I expected such. I seem to attract the lessers of this world who hope one day to be like me. I am a GOD to such individuals. I should not be surprised if SILENTBUTWIMPY decides to start a cult devoted soley to the worship of yours truly. Happens all the time.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
I can call it the TypoManiacs.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
Hey SaintLucifer, could you respond a little faster? I do have other retards to fuck with, you know.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
SilentBtViolent said:
He must be speaking of another SaintLucifer who visited this site before my arrival. I signed up over 2 weeks ago but only entered the site for the first time yesterday. You see? Unlike yourselves, I have something called a LIFE. Perhaps you should see fit to seek one out yourself? It is the only suggest I shall oblige you with although I must ask that you never post in my direction again. I abhor those inferiors who display double-digit IQs. Now run along and have mother read those Dr. Seuss books you have trouble with.
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
Seriously lame. Dude if you're going to flame, at least learn how to do it right.
Didn't someone post some trolling lessons awhile back? You can probably search on "lessons" and learn a thing or two, pinky pecker.
Didn't someone post some trolling lessons awhile back? You can probably search on "lessons" and learn a thing or two, pinky pecker.
Enkephalen
My Stars!
What's it like to be me...Enkephalen? *ahem*- then blushes modestly - SLIGHTLY RIDICULOUS.
TJHairball
I love this place
What's it like to be me?
Hm. Well, as what someone described as "a sorta C list celebrity," you run into a lot of people who can identify you easily, and half of them know your name. If you're not used to it, you'll feel awkward and guilty not knowing the name of people you met briefly months or years ago who seem to expect you to remember them.
It's actually kinda nice once you learn to appreciate the fringe benefits of being me, and when you're me, you figure a lot of things out quickly, so you shouldn't feel awkward and guilty for too long if you, for some reason, suddenly become me. After all, you should be able to work out what many of the benefits are in a hurry.
But ... what's it like to be you? Really, I don't know, and I think I'd rather not do a soul-swap or what-have-you plot device to find out, because I do like being me, and you always wonder if those can be reversed...
Hm. Well, as what someone described as "a sorta C list celebrity," you run into a lot of people who can identify you easily, and half of them know your name. If you're not used to it, you'll feel awkward and guilty not knowing the name of people you met briefly months or years ago who seem to expect you to remember them.
It's actually kinda nice once you learn to appreciate the fringe benefits of being me, and when you're me, you figure a lot of things out quickly, so you shouldn't feel awkward and guilty for too long if you, for some reason, suddenly become me. After all, you should be able to work out what many of the benefits are in a hurry.
But ... what's it like to be you? Really, I don't know, and I think I'd rather not do a soul-swap or what-have-you plot device to find out, because I do like being me, and you always wonder if those can be reversed...
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
jack said:d00d I don't do typos
Just like I owned you in that other thread, I continue to own you in this one.
How does one 'own' another individual within a specific thread? Whatever you may feel it to mean you are proud of 'owning' me? On a site called Troll Kingdom?? Please do not tell me how you speak to mommy and daddy about how you 'owned' someone whilst you were online visiting a silly site. If 'owning' me boosts your self-confidence then I am all for it. Hoorah! Does this please you? I surely hope so for if one brags about 'owning' another on a ridiculous site there is no doubt the one requires psychiatric aid. Does the bedroom you live in at mommy and daddy's basement include padded walls? If not I would suggest to your poor parents they install such immediately.