Whats white, red and has a hole in the middle?

[Mentalist]

This guy. LOL.

 

[BlazerBoy]

 

[Mentalist]

ITS ONLY A SQUIB.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was expecting Dath Maul.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Animal cruelty! Shooting a squid at someone so hard that they go through them and splatter all over the place is just SICK! I'm shocked that you would......

Oh.

You said SQUIB. Okay. I think I'm hungry for some calamari.

 

[Mentalist]

I once tried to mercy kill a cuttle fish and got covered in ink. I got rather angry and launched it at a passing yacht.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Wasn't something about a flying fish in one of the Zelda games?

 

[Mentalist]

Can't remember. Cuttle fish don't usually fly though. *sigh*

My fishing days were full of fun. I even made an article in Sea Angler once.

The heading was "Mackrel Massacre"


Totally true.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I know I'm half-hetero, but I have to confess that I HATE fish. Ewwww!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So what, do you hold your nose or something?

 

[BlazerBoy]

Its not as fishy as people make it out to be. And the taste is nothing close, at all.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU LUCKED OUT MY FRIEND!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Well, I've tasted a LOT of pussy, and only one or two have ever given me pause with my hetersexual side.

Women, please KEEP YOURSELF CLEAN AND NEAT!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wasn't something about a flying fish in one of the Zelda games?

The Windfish?