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WHEN DID PEOPLE STOP SAYING 'JEHOSAPHAT

Riiiiiiight abbbooouuutttt.....


NOW
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NASTARD
 
BUT I WAS JUMPIN OMG NOW WHAT WILL I SAY TO REACH THE GROUND AGAIN?
 
I thought it was "Jump in, that hoe's so fat" because there was a fat chick trying to make out with you so you get in the car and man are you gone.
 
Or you jump into her gaping vaginy with your foot eh bet you didnot think of that !@
 
Or else it's an orgy and there is this one superfat chick and one guy is all, "it's ok you can join the orgy but that one chick, FUCK is she fat it's kinda gross but it's orgy what can you do."
 
STILL SUSPENDED IN MIDAIR HERE...ANYONE HAVE A MAGAZINE?
 
ONLY CAT RAPE WEEKLY SORRY YOU SLOT
 
OK but you should reconsider there is still hope that someone will say that one word or whatever.

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I WILL WRESTLE YOU LIKE THE ANGEL WRESTLED JACOB FOR YOUR WELL CONCEALED COPY OF HIGHLIGHTS BUT ONLY IF THE PUZZLES ARENT FILLED IN YET
 
OK BUT I DID THE FIND IT PICTURE EXCEPT FOR THE KITE THAT BITCH WAS HIDING SO FUCKING GOOD
 
SHIT FUCK YOU FUCKER OK ILL TAKE THE CATRAPE BUT GO OUT AND GET ME A SUBWAY CLUB AM I SUPPOSED TO STARVE AND TWEED
 
I had to order Domino's because Pizza Hut didn't have a driver. :(

TRUE STORY!!!
 
Dominos sounds like a possibility tonight. At least I'll know what to expect...
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
BUT I WAS JUMPIN OMG NOW WHAT WILL I SAY TO REACH THE GROUND AGAIN?

GERONIMO?
 
THANK YOU! WAS THAT SO OHARD???????
 
I posted that like an hour ago but the Captain Obvious dual deleted it.
 
WE MUST DEFEAT HIM AND STEAL HIS CREST
 
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