When I give myself a handjob does that make me gay?

[Hambil]

How you shove your penis in a banana?

Don't ask question you don't want answers to.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Oh, I think he does.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Honey, I KNOW I do!

 

[Kitty]

Who hasnt licked an asshole or two some time in their life?

 

[Dark Pickle]

As long as it's CLEAN!

 

[Yub]

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[Kitty]

Hambil never answered any of my questions.

 

[Loktar]

Who hasnt licked an asshole or two some time in their life?

Not IRL. I'm sure I've licked Pickle's asshole hundreds of times on the internets though.

 

[Daystrom]

Loktar, Loktar...don't you post under the name SickBastard too?

 

[Loktar]

Loktar, Loktar...don't you post under the name SickBastard too?

Lets see...Ferret Lord, Space Cheese, Loktar, Kal-El, Loktard McFerretcheese...

Nope never used that name. No duals either.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Not IRL. I'm sure I've licked Pickle's asshole hundreds of times on the internets though.

And don't think I don't appreciate it!

:bigass:

 

[Loktar]

And don't think I don't appreciate it!

:bigass:

OH YOU!

 

[Daystrom]

Ew, you lick dorkpickle booty. I bet its all hairy and shit too huh.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I SHAVE IT!

Gawd, you think I'm some sort of savage or something?

 

[Love Child]

I SHAVE IT!

Gawd, you think I'm some sort of savage or something?

Have you ever thought about waxing?

 

[Daystrom]

Men don't wax their own asses. dorkpickle obviously prefers a cigarette lighter.

 

[Dark Pickle]

No, shaving is fine!

 

[Love Child]

I didn't say he would have to do it himself.

 

[Dark Pickle]

I didn't say he would have to do it himself.

Well, in that case...

 

[Love Child]

I will drip hot wax across your body
smooth over it a nice strip of material
rub it in
real gently
then quickly
pull it away
and
walah!
No more hair!
Then I will press firmly on the area
and I'll make it very comfortable for you
I swear.