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When times are tough

Had the best time. Glad to be going home. Pictures later maybe. No. Didn't take boyfriend. This cruise has been planned since last year and it was with my lady friends from the pool.
 
No one cares what (if) you did anything. Your shit life is a fantasy.

Fuck off.
 
You obviously care. Don't be jealous. If you got off the internet and acted like a nice person once in awhile you, too, could find some happiness that doesn't come at the expense of others.
 
I obviously don't care in the slightest which gets under your skin I know. If you had a real life instead of one consisting of chasing trolls around on the internet, maybe you could find happiness instead of making up complex fantasies that never existed.

Maybe someday....
 
Interesting. You like to think I am chasing you around on the internet. Please describe the activity you believe is me chasing you.
 
Had the best time. Glad to be going home. Pictures later maybe. No. Didn't take boyfriend. This cruise has been planned since last year and it was with my lady friends from the pool.

so you went on a Gay cruise.

Did you have a Gay old time?

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I demand to see proof of this so-called cruise.

I want to see a photo of you standing on the deck next to that wooden wheel that the captain uses to steer, holding up your passport in one hand, a copy of today's newspaper with date clearly visible in the other hand, and your phone displaying this thread

Then, and only then, will I believe that you went on a cruise
 
This is the sad thing.
I could be at Grapefest with one group of friends right now.
Or, I could be at a Foreigner concert downtown with other friends.
Or, I could be at 2nd Saturday drum circle with another bunch of friends.
But, I'm a little tired from cruising back from Mexico into Galveston this morning then shuttling over to Houston and flying back to Dallas, then going to the grocery store before coming home and tending to my critters, doing laundry and unpacking.
Living is so much fun.
 
Jack said no one is interested.
However, there you are - one - claiming that you are interested.
Stop being pathetically stale and prove your genuine interest.
 
You claim you cruise,
I do snooze,
you will lose,
captain of the ship
your Depends will rip
post some pics
no more tricks
that's what I say,
are you Gay?
Going Down?
try not to drown

sung to the tune of 'Unchained Melody'
 
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