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When to say when?

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
I was at a PTA meeting on Tuesday. I sat next to some parents and I thought it was odd that the parents were both there as the meeting was at 2:55PM, right in the middle of the afternoon, don't these people work? I don't know, maybe he's a doctor or does shift work, whatever but anyway the kid is nice enough although loud and seemed oddly attached to his parents. Chairs were aplenty but he was sitting on his dad's lap. So during the meeting, I was perplexed as to why the kid is in there to begin with, all the other children are playing on the playground outside but whatever. So this kid's parents give him a granola bar and at the first bite came the near undoing of me. That kid ate like a disgusting little pig, smacking and chomping, food falling out of his mouth it was the most annoying sound and disgusting sight. I'd turn and stare at him and he'd stare at me, I was hoping his parents would notice how gross their kid was and be embarassed but no. Then I thought, Lord God what must it be like to eat at their dinner table? How disgusting is that? I mean there child has absolutely no manners he learned that from somewhere. I shuddered and continued to stare at the obnoxious child, my only solice being that the granola bar could not last forever I did however swear that if the parents gave him another bite of anything I would throttle the little pig. Alas, they did not, thank you Jesus. So looking back I really should have told the parents how disgusting their child was and how inappropriate it was that he was even in the meeting let alone annoying me with his slovenly behavior but I didn't and now I super-duper wish I would have.

Call it PMS but kids with no manners is such a shame and parents should be held accountable.
 
^You're an idiot and that's the truth.

Please explain in detail how expecting a child to have good manners is communist? Good manners is just well, good. But now I know you and your God forsaken offspring are disgusting pigs and imagine my surprise.
 
When I was a waitress, I saw some of the most awful behaviour from kids and parents! But I was always shocked, my parents would not let me get away with acting without manners in public or in the home.
Just be glad they aren't yours. Maybe there is a reason the kid was inside and not outside playing.
 
Love Child said:
When I was a waitress, I saw some of the most awful behaviour from kids and parents! But I was always shocked, my parents would not let me get away with acting without manners in public or in the home.
Just be glad they aren't yours. Maybe there is a reason the kid was inside and not outside playing.

I could never be a waitress, being a hairstylist is as involved with disgusting human behavior as I could possibly get.
 
Personally, I find many things about children in public to be annoying besides their disgusting table manners. I don't like their screaming and crying and I especially take exception to the brats being allowed to run amok. Not that long ago two boys running amok in the store knocked me into a shelving unit then down on the ground. Their bastard father didn't so much as apologise for his brats or even attempt to reign them in from the havoc they were causing in the store. Which is fine because when I got up off the floor I scared those little turds so bad they hid up under his butt where they should have been to begin with.

This is one things parents should remember. They may find their little darling darling but not everyone else will appreciate their children's snotty noses, bad manners, incessant noise making, and abundance of destructive energy. And, it says something when a person's pets are better behaved than their children. Put the freaking kids on a leash and don't take them out in public until they are properly trained.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I could never be a waitress, being a hairstylist is as involved with disgusting human behavior as I could possibly get.

I was on a leash and I still wear it! LOL. Just kidding-but it was actually a harness-and it was because we were overseas-and I guess american babies were in danger of being stolen.

But I am curiuos L_G-or do I even want to know-what kind of disgusting behaviuor?
And being a waitress wasn't bad-I'd do it again, and always have it to fall back on-Like when I'm 70 Years Old! LOL! I miss the tips.
 
Love Child said:
But I am curiuos L_G-or do I even want to know-what kind of disgusting behaviuor?
And being a waitress wasn't bad-I'd do it again, and always have it to fall back on-Like when I'm 70 Years Old! LOL! I miss the tips.

I miss the tips too. I'd pay rent with my paycheck and all of my other bills with tips, it was great!

Anyway, people are just gross. They bring in their dirty little bastards and I'd have to wash their hair. Kids have lice and their parents don't bother to check so me and all of my equipment are subject to total lice sanitization (which is a giant pain in the ass) and then the parents wanted ME to de-louse their kid!! The nerve, take that bastard home and de-louse him/her your damn self. Smokers, born agains, people that come straight from the gym and don't get me started on preverted men of all ages. And one incident I will never forget for as long as I live...A little girl, fresh over the Chicken Pox. Washing her curly hair after it hadn't been washed for God knows how long and feeling her bumpy, scabby scalp, I shiver today just thinking about it.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I was at a PTA meeting on Tuesday. I sat next to some parents and I thought it was odd that the parents were both there as the meeting was at 2:55PM, right in the middle of the afternoon, don't these people work? I don't know, maybe he's a doctor or does shift work, whatever but anyway the kid is nice enough although loud and seemed oddly attached to his parents. Chairs were aplenty but he was sitting on his dad's lap. So during the meeting, I was perplexed as to why the kid is in there to begin with, all the other children are playing on the playground outside but whatever. So this kid's parents give him a granola bar and at the first bite came the near undoing of me. That kid ate like a disgusting little pig, smacking and chomping, food falling out of his mouth it was the most annoying sound and disgusting sight. I'd turn and stare at him and he'd stare at me, I was hoping his parents would notice how gross their kid was and be embarassed but no. Then I thought, Lord God what must it be like to eat at their dinner table? How disgusting is that? I mean there child has absolutely no manners he learned that from somewhere. I shuddered and continued to stare at the obnoxious child, my only solice being that the granola bar could not last forever I did however swear that if the parents gave him another bite of anything I would throttle the little pig. Alas, they did not, thank you Jesus. So looking back I really should have told the parents how disgusting their child was and how inappropriate it was that he was even in the meeting let alone annoying me with his slovenly behavior but I didn't and now I super-duper wish I would have.

Call it PMS but kids with no manners is such a shame and parents should be held accountable.

Did you remember anything about the meeting, or is this just an amplified OCD episode?
 
Better recognize true parents then bitches. We work 30 hours a day per kid :) So...when I actually got it up to take the kidz out with the wife (when we only had two and they were litlle, there was a sea of food all around and on the floor, the servers were utterly charmed and we tipped 25 percent back in the day when 15 seemed like a fools dream to acheive.

So you know, shut the fuck up about kidz in dining roomz and be glad they aren't in yer bed eatin yer waffelz.
 
jack said:
Did you remember anything about the meeting, or is this just an amplified OCD episode?

I remember everything about the meeting...Red Ribbon Week, Jog-A-Thon, the principal wants 50k for new computers, etc. Although I will admit I was a bit distracted while looking around and thinking, am I the only person that can hear this disgusting little pig?
 
jack said:
Better recognize true parents then bitches. We work 30 hours a day per kid :) So...when I actually got it up to take the kidz out with the wife (when we only had two and they were litlle, there was a sea of food all around and on the floor, the servers were utterly charmed and we tipped 25 percent back in the day when 15 seemed like a fools dream to acheive.

So you know, shut the fuck up about kidz in dining roomz and be glad they aren't in yer bed eatin yer waffelz.

Then you bitchez better reca'nize that when you bring your wild animals to my Target or my restaurant you're going to hear me sayin', "Shut your damn kid up." Done it, got yelled at by a dad for it, and applauded by the crowd for it. I have noooooo problem teling parents their children are obnoxious which means I was having an exceptionally good day last Tuesday.
 
Oh I don't tell people HOW to raise their children I just let them know what a horrible job they're doing. Raise them any way you choose but then don't be surprised when people comment on the monsters.
 
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