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When to say when?

eloisel said:
You were a bitch to me in another thread?

I do need more sleep but the kid is very ill. Docs found bad things on her pancreas and gall bladder. She is having surgery to remove the gall bladder next week and then they are doing more stuff to her pancreas in November. She's losing her hair and spends most of her time in the bathroom tossing cookies she hasn't been able to eat since April. She lives on huge ass enzyme pills and antibiotics and last week they put her on daily breathing treatments. Then the silly cat got the spinal injury. When I'm not at work, I'm with kid for another CT scan or MRI or x-ray or ESU or seeing yet another specialist or forcing meds down the cat. The minute I close my eyes kid gets me up to take her to the ER or the sound of her getting up wakes me and I can't sleep when she is in the bathroom violently hurling. Most nights I just don't even bother trying to sleep, I just sit here in front of the TV waiting, watching these horrid programs on TV that give me nightmares if I do fall asleep. She works as much as she can and on the weekends, if she feels up to it, we go for a long drive to cheer her up. It will get better but, until then, I'm up.
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i'm not dead yet you know.
 
jack said:
LULZ in your case you wore it well, is all I'm saying. Growing up in the projects of Boston has nothing to do with trailers, trash or anything else resembling class or status, Coulter Girl. Take the business end of that dildo handled silver spoon out of your mouth for a second and pay attention.
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Jesus Christ jack, bitter much?
 
Cmon, I was just goofin around.

You know I'm saving a few million potential Christians in ice, just for you :)
 
jack said:
Cmon, I was just goofin around.

You know I'm saving a few million potential Christians in ice, just for you :)
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I want some of those. The things one could do with Christians in ice. Ice sculptures, frozen daquiris, fill the ice chest for a trip to the lake, for after surgery - all with a holier than thou kind of theme. Cool.
 
Just pinch 'em or step on them when the parents aren't looking. Then, when they squeal, turn and say, "OH! I'm sorry sweetie! I didn't see you behind me!" Works every time for me.

Or if the parent isn't around, give orders like the kid's a dog. Keep it simple, though. "No, sit, stay, bad!" Etc.. You'd be surprized how well it works out.

I think the parents should be fined everytime their barbaric offspring fuck up. Something where it hurts. Like if Brittney had been denied booze & attention instead of the kids. That would have straightened her up.
 
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