Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Crap. It's only Thursday. This is the second day in a row where I thought it was Friday.

 

[The Question]

Absence seizures are the natural result of watching too much British television. Probably a natural defense mechanism.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The pilot Luke talks to about wamp rats in ANH is Wedge, they replaced that actor with Denis Lawson but didn't do any reshoots.

It's actually now canon that he's a different character: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Col_Takbright

 

[whisky]

Oddly enough Dennis Lawson is on celebrity Gogglebox now.

 

[whisky]

Has there ever been a superman comic where general Zod had to fight another version of himself?

A Zod off?

 

[The Question]

There's probably one where he buggers one of his clones. Like the Zodomite he is.

 

[Volpone]

Another idea from yesterday afternoon was licensing specially shaped Spaghettios and calling them Insane Clown Pasta. But that wasn't it either.

OOH! JuggalOs: Insane Clown Pasta.

 

[The Question]

Here you go.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oddly enough Dennis Lawson is on celebrity Gogglebox now.

Red Two, standing by.

 

[Mirah]

Drew Barrymore is single again. : (

Do you think she would be interested in having a live in nanny? OMG I will go live with her. Please can I live with Drew Barrymore? I really want to!

 

[Dr Dave]

Crap. It's only Thursday. This is the second day in a row where I thought it was Friday.

I know the feeling.

 

[Dr Dave]

Drew Barrymore is single again. : (

Do you think she would be interested in having a live in nanny? OMG I will go live with her. Please can I live with Drew Barrymore? I really want to!

Have you seen her show?

 

[Mirah]

no

*looks it up

I failed. I didn't know she had a show.

 

[USUC]

Drew Barrymore is single again. : (

Why the sad face? Maybe she hated his guts at the end and is ecstatic to be free of the pig. *shrugs*

 

[Mirah]

Thats true.
I will elaborate more later.

 

[The Question]

The Cazador Preserve and the Nightstalker Splicing facilities are strangely quiet. TOO quiet.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

I wonder who wanks more, single people or married people?

 

[CaptainWacky]

The answer is me.

 

[Volpone]

If you think I say fucked-up things here, just know that I'm censoring myself. There's like "The Aristocrats"-level stuff in my brain going "OOH! OOH! TELL THEM THIS! TELL THEM THIS!" I need an IT guy to set me up a dual and then an A/B switch on my desk so it's no effort to post as the dual.