Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't stop watching these.

I watched a shitload of these one day.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

I would imagine your butthole would never forgive you after that...

Remember the scene in the first "X-Men," where the mutant hating senator turns out to be a mutant and dies when his cell structure collapses and he becomes a pool of water? It felt like that.

 

[whisky]

My son has been at his GFS house for the last three days, is it bad I don't miss him?

If he wants to move out it wouldn't be the end of the world.

 

[Mirah]

Dude.
Just the other day, I clicked on something that I wish I had not. A man cracked an egg w/ his butt cheeks.
I couldn't handle it.
So now we have butt cheek cracking egg man and madonna's vagina.
So cool.
I mean not cool.
I mean, I don't know.

Thank you Aquahonga for reminding me of this post today. Thank you so much. So glad I could have this memory.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Soon it will take 22.5 hours to tell us that WE WILL BE EXTERMINATED.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

Living with a dog inspired me to write a song. It goes (in part) like this:

I'm gonna shoot myself right in the fucking head,
I'm gonna blow my fucking brains out.

There are more verses but that's the gist of it. This message brought to you as I wind down and get ready for bed and invisible aliens are apparently coming to murder us so The Dog had to get up from where she was peacefully snoring behind me and stomp around barking at the top of her lungs. Now she's peacefully snoring on the couch in the next room.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[StarMan™]

I was tiding my Inbox and came across a link to this:

Oh. No.

I think I said something to the effect of "I hope this puts an end to the Snyder cult and their obsession with cuts" I dunno.

Permanent? lol

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Oh gods, not the permaban! Anything but that! Asswipes.

 

[Volpone]

HOW IN THE FUCK DID A 25TH ANNIVERSARY RERELEASE OF "STAR WARS EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE" MAKE $10 MILLION IN A WEEK!?

I don't know if I could even sit through that one again with Joel and the robots heckling it.