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The secret of top-notch vegan mac-n-cheez is:
1) Don't be cheap. Get the Kraft, not some shitty store brand or something else.
2) Use real butter.
3) Chop up about a cup of ham into 1/4" cubes.
4) Sprinkle liberally with hot sauce and fresh ground pepper.
 
[DEADPOOL 3 SPOILERS]

In the big Deadpool Corps Final Battle, after emptying his pistols, he draws a katana. But both katanas are clearly in their sheaths during the rest of the scene.
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
Oh this is going even better than I thought, I just spent a half hour on the phone with her and she's planning to bring me a half ounce or so of dispensary weed. I love it when a plan comes together.
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I love dispensary weed. When we were in Wells I scored an oz of the legendary "Wedding Cake" and it sits in a jar by the door.

Better than air freshener any day.
 
I got up at 4am this morning for no good reason but at 4:30am, I sat down and compiled a bunch of income tax data that I’ve been procrastinating on doing for months. I don’t understand how this happened. It’s almost light enough to go out and get the newspaper. Our driveway is a little over a 1/10 th of a mile long and I can’t go out too early cuz of skunks. It will take a while to catch up with me but I’m going to be punch drunk sleepy later. Yes I am.
 
The ending of "The Matrix" is even better because Neo probably would've seen "E.T." and the "Star Wars" trilogy as a kid (and of course Superman). Yoda levitates an X-Wing. So clearly, he could've levitated a Yoda. ET levitates a bunch of kids on bikes (with him in the basket on one of the bikes). So clearly, Yoda AND ET could fly if they instead just levitated themselves. Which is what Neo does. (Or maybe he just flies like Superman, after leaving a phone booth.)
 
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY CAN'T RENTERS CHANGE A FURNACE FILTER?!

And this one is so simple. Floor level in the hallway by the back entry. Flip 2 levers to open the grate, take out the old filter, throw it away, and replace it with one from the box full of filters in the garage. Close up the grate and flip the 2 levers back.

For that matter, HOW DO YOU BREAK A SINK DRAIN!? They turned the power off so the ice in the icemaker was defrosting. Luckily I caught this, pooled up the drippings and chucked the melting ice in the kitchen sink. Then, luckily, I checked the cabinet under the sink. Because SOMEHOW the drain was irreparably disconnected.

HOW DID 90% OF THE CURTAIN RODS DISAPPEAR?! Where is the overflow drain cover for the bathtub? How can adults manage to fuck up essentially maintenance free things so severely?

Somehow the basketball hoop is down. The gas meter is right next to the narrow driveway so I stacked concrete pavers around it to keep it from getting hit. They moved them all away. There's a drop-off from the parking area into the neighbors' yard so I put pavers along that to keep anyone from driving off it. They moved all them too. The dog chewed up a bunch of trim. I can actually understand that though. But I can't understand the idiotic shit renters manage to do.

I shouldn't complain too much. It could've been in much worse shape. But just... WHY DO YOU BUY A BUNCH OF PATIO FURNITURE AND THEN NOT PAY YOUR RENT?! IF YOU DON'T HAVE A YARD, WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO PUT YOUR PATIO FURNITURE?!
 
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