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Oh, I get what's wrong with me today. I just realized it's 21 September, and 40 years ago I took this person who I was sure I was going to marry to a Joe Walsh/Foreigner concert, along with four other friends. Fuck's sake, that was a long time ago by the calendar, but not in my head.
 
Nature is horrible. And so is having a big, logical brain. I'm looking at LOLCat pics and there's a pic of a stray with a litter of kittens and it's a lot of kittens for such a small cat to produce. So my brain chimes in "that's because a lot of them are expected to die. Animals have that many babies in hopes that 2 or 3 live to adulthood."

Thanks brain. That's a sweet thought to go to bed to.

Also, a big reason for rabbits and groundhogs and such is to convert grass to something foxes and coyotes can use for food.
 
Anyone know a good attorney? I want to sue Panda Express for deceptive marketing. You go to Burger King. What do they have? Burgers. Kentucky Fried Chicken? Chicken. Red Lobster? Lobster. International House of Pancakes? Pancakes. So how do you get off having a restaurant called "Panda Express" that doesn't even sell panda?

I also want to sue Outback Steakhouse. Yes, they had steak, but my "loaded" baked potato didn't even have gummy bears.
 
Joke Drums GIF by Travis
 
Nature is horrible. And so is having a big, logical brain. I'm looking at LOLCat pics and there's a pic of a stray with a litter of kittens and it's a lot of kittens for such a small cat to produce. So my brain chimes in "that's because a lot of them are expected to die. Animals have that many babies in hopes that 2 or 3 live to adulthood."

Thanks brain. That's a sweet thought to go to bed to.

Also, a big reason for rabbits and groundhogs and such is to convert grass to something foxes and coyotes can use for food.
40 years ago this week, I and some friends in college were sitting around the radio station while Hurricane Gloria was moving through New York.

We decided, fuck it, let's go bowling!

And we did. An lived to tell. And we were just about the only people in the bowling alley.
 
Basically, I have a peacock at this point. The neighbors behind me have a peacock but for whatever reason, he spends a significant amount of time in my yard. Gotta see what they eat. Watching him out there right now, I'm assuming bugs.

After awhile you get used to looking out your window and seeing a TARDIS parked in your yard. Looking out the window to see a peacock is taking some getting used to.
 
Everything, apparently (according to The Internet). If it will fit in their mouth, a peacock will eat it.
 
I love the ADHD notifications Windows 11 gives you. It pops something up and then it disappears again when you're read just enough to know it's something you needed to know.
 
Kat Dennings implies the existence of Dog Cennings.
 
40 years ago this week, I and some friends in college were sitting around the radio station while Hurricane Gloria was moving through New York.

We decided, fuck it, let's go bowling!

And we did. An lived to tell. And we were just about the only people in the bowling alley.
I was working a bar one time and we had to shut down because there were tornadoes flying around. I had a couple of older regulars who were quite wealthy and the lady just said that we were moving the party over to their place. So I'm like, yeah, I want to go home first and grab a shower but I'll drag my roommates over and stuff.

Shitty night with violent storms everywhere, and I'd never been to their house before, but the three of us wandered in and most of the bar crowd was already there, and Babs asked me if I wanted a drink, so I said yeah a glass of water would be fine. The look on her face, dude. She just glared at me and said "Water??! That shit'll kill ya. How about some of this instead?" So she opened the cabinet under their kitchen island and I swear to god there must have been 20 1.75 liter handles of Jack Daniel's in there, and I'm like alright. So we all got shitfaced and her husband Joseph and I and a few others decided it would somehow be a good idea to go down to the golf course which was directly below their house and swing some clubs. At midnight. During a lightning storm.

Fun times.
 
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