Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Volpone]

I need to figure out the food situation with the Tiny dog. Beebee eats at about 6pm every night, she has a food routine, doesn't matter if I put food out first thing, she's not eating it until 6pm. Tiny dog eats everything all the time, Beebee can barely get a bite of food. If I put more food down, he will eat it and Beebee lets him, then he shits in the house in the middle of the night. I've tried hand feeding Beebee, and once she was so hungry she let me, but now she just gives me the bitch please look. Tiny dog was not starved when he showed up, but he acts like he has been food deprived. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

It is possible that Tiny Dog needs to go to the shelter. :/

 

[Volpone]

Walking The Dog today, I ran into another guy walking his Dog. During small talk he shared that he was 75. As I'm walking off I'm like "wow, he's old. That's like if I met someone and they were...37*..." Then I started laughing like a lunatic because I still actually think I have a shot at dating girls that age.

*Actually I forgot I turned 56 so until I was typing this I was thinking 35, so even worse.

 

[Volpone]

I've got to do bookkeeping now. And I don't want to because since moving to the W11 laptop, 97% of the time I open MS Money it says the program wasn't installed correctly and I have to spend 3 minutes fighting with it to get it to open the right file.

I've tried just about everything short of removing and reinstalling the software, which will be a pain, but should probably be done. Barring that I'm considering just doing all my bookkeeping on the W7 box until it finally dies.