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[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

The Great Nipple Theory ​

The Great Nipple Theory was first formulated by a couple of drunk stoned genius morons in 1990. Their real names have been redacted because this is like a Dragnet disclaimer.

Due to porn mags, video, and personal experience, I began to notice one thing. Nipple color is tied to hair color. And this part is important, look for the eyebrows to find a true hair color. And a bush if they have one. Because nobody mostly dyes those.

And then, here's the deal. Our studies have shown that real world brunettes have pink nipples, blondes mostly have brown nipples, and redheads have purple nipples. This is mostly axiomatic but there are exceptions with the ones who may or may not have been due to crossbreeding.

The same goes for guys too, so this isn't a sexist thing AT ALL. All of this holds true over the years as well. No matter how old you get your hair color may change to grey, but your nipples won't. Think about it.

You just pulled open your shirt and looked, didn't you?

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hungry?