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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

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I'm doing a walmart order because I need to buy a pillow to make it easier to sit up while I am sleeping. So I thought I would buy a body pillow. And then I need to buy a body pillow case. You would imagine that there would be just plain options. There was not. There was micky mouse, dinosaurs and this. So I got this of course.

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As The Cat approaches 4# and recently decided it was a good idea to sink his murder mittens into the beefy part of my right thigh and just hang there and has since showed an unwelcome interest in my testicles, I am genuinely happy to think about what will be happening to his in a few weeks.
 
"SUCK MY BALLS, YOU DIRTY WHORE!" is kind of like "aloha" to me. It can mean lots of things: I just pwned you. You just screwed me over. You thought you just screwed me over but it turns out I just pwned you. I must give you grudging approval for outwitting me. There are probably others.
 
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