Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Volpone]

It is a shame that The Little Free Library didn't exist back when I was getting rid of my Big Box of Porn. Such a wasted opportunity.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Anne has many things to teach us...

 

[Volpone]

If MS Solitaire was a person, it would fuck you in the ass and then wipe its dick on your favorite sheets.

*sigh* Fine. I'll go get the lube.

Oh, there's not going to be any lube. I'm going in dry.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Drummers are weird.

 

[Volpone]

I want to bed her.

 

[Mirah]

What if

Instead of a haunted house it was a comedy house?

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I dropped a jar of pickled onions on the kitchen floor last night. I'm still finding tiny bits of broken glass. The kitchen will smell of vinegar forever.

 

[Dr Dave]

I once dropped a light bulb and was finding bits for ages.

 

[whisky]

I sometimes use vinegar to catch flies so I'm used to that smell.

 

[whisky]

I saw the first episode of star trek prodigy. It was ok.

 

[jack]

Drummers are weird.

I agree, I've been a drummer since I was 11 and am totally weird.

Female drummers are sexy and awesome

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Kyehlar]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]