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Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

I sort of want to make a thread about all of the famous television and movie personal assistants/receptionists. It would begin with

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Ok here's my problem: They included Christina Hendricks from Mad Men, but not Elisabeth Moss. It's true that Peggy got promoted to copy writer by season 2, but Joan went from secretary to office manager to voting partner by season 5. And while Joan's story was great, Peggy's story was THE SHOW.

So yeah.
 
I got tired of Firefox crashing every 45 seconds, so I went back to a version of Firefox that doesn't force you to get updates. It only crashes 2-3 times a day. But Bing doesn't work on it. Meh. It's a fair trade. Bing is only for when Google isn't finding me sufficiently dirty stuff. Like "naked ice cream."

Yeah...

I fired up Chrome to check. Bing is just filthy. Filthy, filthy, filthy.

In hopes of finding something somewhere between the relentlessly PG Google and the XXX German scat porn Bing, I tried DuckDuckGo. It was just sad and disappointing.

Older Firefox also won't make the phone ring for Google Voice. I can still receive calls and send and receive texts, but I can't make calls from my computer on Firefox.
 
I rape the laundry room. Apparently.

I was doing laundry at the same time as another tenant. It has 3 washers and 3 dryers. I already had a load of towels going. I came back to put a 2nd load in, usually I do it all in one shot, but decided not to. Anyway there is this gal there when I come back and she is at the center washer. I ask if she is using the 3rd one and she said, "Nope, just this one" and then for some reason she has to add her opinion on people who occupy all 3 washers at once "I think its raping the laundry room if you use all 3 washers at once"

"yeah" I said.

I am totally guilty of raping the laundry room.
 
Mirah said:
I rape the laundry room. Apparently.

I was doing laundry at the same time as another tenant. It has 3 washers and 3 dryers. I already had a load of towels going. I came back to put a 2nd load in, usually I do it all in one shot, but decided not to. Anyway there is this gal there when I come back and she is at the center washer. I ask if she is using the 3rd one and she said, "Nope, just this one" and then for some reason she has to add her opinion on people who occupy all 3 washers at once "I think its raping the laundry room if you use all 3 washers at once"

"yeah" I said.

I am totally guilty of raping the laundry room.
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Our laundry room has 4 washers. I usually use 2. I guess I'm guilty of a half rape or quarter rape.
 
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