Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[The Question]

 

[Volpone]

SQUIRREL GIRL IS REAL, Y'ALL! And nuts.

 

[The Question]

^^And that's why we have still not seen a live-action Squirrel Girl in the MCU.

Thank fucking god.

 

[whisky]

They were probably just after his nuts

 

[Volpone]

I used to be represented by the law firm of Thicke & Vaney. But Emily got married. So now it is Thick & Vaney-Cox.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

Next time you watch back to the future, remember doc Browns first name is time, backwards.

 

[Loktar]

Next time you watch back to the future, remember doc Browns first name is time, backwards.

Close. His name is Emmett not Emit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

His name is Ttemme backwards!

 

[whisky]

I guess it works more verbally.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

I keep seeing people in YouTube videos who look like they might be my children, then I remember how few women I've actually had sex with, so it's probably just a coincidence. Future generations will not see me as a modern day gengis khan.

 

[Volpone]

While the "serenity now" bit in "Seinfeld" poked fun at it, I find a daily mantra helps release the stress over things you have no control of. Mine is "I'm going to fucking shoot myself in the head; just end it all now."

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I keep seeing people in YouTube videos who look like they might be my children, then I remember how few women I've actually had sex with, so it's probably just a coincidence. Future generations will not see me as a modern day gengis khan.

Did you ever donate to a sperm bank?