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Not a subtle bit of trolling, O Universe, but certainly sublime...
Not a subtle bit of trolling, O Universe, but certainly sublime...
"Amazon man" sounds like an oxymoron (no pun intended), which gets me thinking they should have all-female delivery drivers. Big, athletic females. Which gets me wondering how they even picked the name. It started as an online bookseller, IIRC. Named for the mythological women? The river? So it would be ahead of B.Dalton and Barnes & Noble in the Yellow Pages?
My ups driver at work is one of those. I'd have no trouble unpacking her box."Amazon man" sounds like an oxymoron (no pun intended), which gets me thinking they should have all-female delivery drivers. Big, athletic females. Which gets me wondering how they even picked the name. It started as an online bookseller, IIRC. Named for the mythological women? The river? So it would be ahead of B.Dalton and Barnes & Noble in the Yellow Pages?
If only I hadn't bought a dozen eggs and filled the gas tank...Anyone got a couple hundred million bucks lying around?