Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Volpone]

"The owls are not what they seem."

 

[The Question]

Something something E-lectric Ah-veh-noo

Oh, great. Now I suppose you're going to take it hi-yah.

 

[The Question]

"The owls are not what they seem."

Everyone is fond of owls.

 

[USUC]

Oh, great. Now I suppose you're going to take it hi-yah.

I break out in weird music after a couple glasses of wine.

 

[USUC]

Actually late, late last night I remembered this song. Not sharing it as a statement…just for historical interest.

 

[USUC]

We finally got our Wyoming bed set up. We wanted bigger than King or Cal King in our new house. Wyoming is bigger (7’ x 7’) although I discovered there are Texas and Alaska sized beds that are larger still.
It took months to find the bed, get a frame and get bedding but it looks and feels fucking awesome. Plenty of room for me, dog and husband. Weee!!!

 

[Volpone]

Krispy Kreme Kentucky would be a lousy LLC name for a shell company for a regional donut franchisee.

 

[The Question]

^^Oh, I dunno. I think it sounds klantastic.

 

[Volpone]

Like McDonald's and Jack in the Box, Krispy Kreme should have a Klown for a mascot.

 

[jack]

 

[Dr Dave]

"The owls are not what they seem."

They never are.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[The Question]

Ich bin eine Katzenwerfer!

"Mrrreow--?!"
YEET!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I found something in my cabinet and I think we're gonna do it.

 

[The Question]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but...

Don't drink the water in the toilet. I urinated into that water.

 

[Loktar]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but...

Don't drink the water in the toilet. I urinated into that water.

My poop came out my butt in tangled brown ropes. I shit you knot.

 

[Volpone]

 

[USUC]

I’m going to a “resort” get away next week which really pisses me off.

I’m not ready for resort bullshit after two years of Covid.

 

[The Question]

Fasci-nay-to po-tay-to.