Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[jack]

Now I want to make a media thread. Thanks for the share.

 

[Mirah]

I'm just gonna lie here and look at the ceiling
If I were outside I would be looking at the sky
the blue blue sky
and some clouds
a bird or two

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I missed my 50th high school reunion.
A bunch old farts
Too many drugs back in the seventies
I was 35 for a very long time.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I have never gone to a high school reunion, maybe because the people who show up are the ones I never want to see. The ones I might like to see never show up. I've seen pics of the various events, though. It seems like mostly they go to a high school football game from our alma mater and then go out for pizza and Budweiser on tap. Huzzah. Good times.

 

[Mirah]

Mine wasn't bad. It was kind of nice. Everyone talked to each other like normal adults not caring about the old stuff anymore. There was a table w/ all those that had passed on-too many really. I dated a couple guys afterwards. It was fun but it didn't work out.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I didn’t want to go.
They used to kick me upside my head
My best friend from then went.
Odd thing. She’s in the group shot,
But
When one of the former prom queens posted pix of the event,
She is in none of them.
It was like
Ok you’re here
We’ll let you have one pose
Neon can sing the theme song
But then we’ll pretend you’re gone.
It’s just a vibe I got but I can be wrong.
It makes me feel the poem I wrote was spot on
Like, with out saying she granted permission
For me to crucify the cock shit out them.

 

[Volpone]

Some days I do not feel like looking at porn. But every day, thousands of girls turn 18 and do porn. So if I take a day off, I'll never catch back up.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Last night I had a dream in which I was trying to figure out what to pack for a trip to the ISS and it was pretty confusing. Then I woke up and thought, how bad must it smell up there? I guess people are up there for 6 months at a time at least and they're not exactly showering on a regular basis.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Excuse me, I have just received a signal from Lawrence Welk.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Dr Dave]

Excuse me, I have just received a signal from Lawrence Welk.

Is anybody more white then Lawrence Welk, his viewers, or people on his show?

 

[Mirah]

For a moment I was waiting for the SNL Shenanigans to take over that song. I can't believe that was real.

 

[Dr Dave]

It was par for the course on that show.

 

[jack]