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[StarMan™]

This Rachel Zegler is doing a stand-up job promoting her Snow White and the Seven not-Dwarfs by saying she's not a fan of the beloved original.

Seriously, is this part of some 4D chess game by Disney? It's like they pull this shit on purpose.

 

[CaptainWacky]

In order 66 why don't the clones attack Anakin?

Palpatine told them not to, I assume.

 

[Dr Dave]

Palpatine told them not to, I assume.

That would be the most logical reason.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Still. Love. This.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

A BLT is basically a club sammich where you ran out of ingredients.

On an unrelated note, a BLT with guacamole is an LBGT+.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Never, never cross a drag queen…

 

[jack]

Never, never cross a drag queen…

Unless you're going to "dot the I" after

 

[whisky]

A born again Christian was very harsh to me about star trek, I wonder if they do much research when they become a Christian.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's so cute.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Volpone]

Why was the marble countertop disgruntled?

People kept taking it for granite.

 

[whisky]

Gave in and finally bought a ps5 today.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Were Sony threatening you?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

EDIT: oh for fuck's sake...just click it. or not who cares.