Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

I have not tried cannibalism, but if I had access to delicious cheesy round crackers, a Russian leader, and a meat processor, I could not say no to Putin on the Ritz.

 

[Loktar]

I have not tried cannibalism, but if I had access to delicious cheesy round crackers, a Russian leader, and a meat processor, I could not say no to Putin on the Ritz.

Yum. Sounds better than the Orange Crabby Patty at the McWhitehouse.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[whisky]

It's 31c.

Or in other words, god damned hot.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

It's 31c.

Or in other words, god damned hot.

That's about what it is here too...with 45% humidity. Supposed to be 95F by Sunday.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I just wanted to take a moment to drop my shields and share one of my favorite albums of all time. Please, if you can, or if you feel like it listen and lyrics are included in this vid set. Enjoy.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

I can never find the "Things I yell at my dog" thread, so I'll just mention here: "LOOK AT THE FUCKING CARS!" (said when my dog just suddenly decides we should cross a busy street even when there's a line of cars going 45mph 50 feet down the road from us.)

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Volpone]

I can never find the "Things I yell at my dog" thread, so I'll just mention here: "LOOK AT THE FUCKING CARS!" (said when my dog just suddenly decides we should cross a busy street even when there's a line of cars going 45mph 50 feet down the road from us.)

I sometimes wonder what the drivers think is going on as I angrily shout while gesturing at their car.

 

[Volpone]

The owls are not what they seem.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

So I don't know why I'm spilling my guts here exactly, but there has been this thing going on for awhile between me and my ex lately, and it turns out she is actually evil. Satans's asshole evil. She led another friend of mine down the garden path and bled him dry of all his money, and we're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars.

I feel responsible for that. If it were not for me he wouldn't have met her in the first place.

People are shit.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I think I know what's on my agenda for the evening. 9 to 5, especially the part where Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin are sitting around getting baked.