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I increasingly suspect the purpose of new Disney films is to make the previous Disney film look good by comparison. Live action "Little Mermaid"? Lost money. So hold on, here's "Snow White," making "Little Mermaid" look like "Avatar by comparison. "So what are we going to do about 'Snow White'?" "I know: 'Elio'!" "Captain America: Brave New World" underperformed? Wait until you see the final numbers for "Thunderbolts*". And "Fantastic Four" is waiting in the wings--a movie that comes out later this month and I still don't think it has an MPAA rating yet. Why? Because they're still editing and recutting it to try to get something that will lose them as little money as possible. Or maybe, if my theory is correct, hit that sweet spot where it loses a lot more than "Thunderbolts*" but not so much that they can't make a movie that underperforms it. Their one bright spot this year has been "Lilo & Stitch."
"Elio" is tracking neatly tucked between "Snow White" and "Wish" right now, but doing only about half as well as "Lightyear." Go Disney!
 
Oatmeal, Ramen, and Starbuck's coffee are terrible in and of themselves. They exist as ingredient delivery systems. The more shit you pile into them, the better they get.
 
Starch is cruel. Sometimes, late at night, your body craves it. Rice. Baked potatoes. But it isn't like you can just open the cupboard/fridge and take out a bag of starch. Cooking and/or boiling is involved. :(
 
Ben's flavored Ready Rice packets. Nukes in 90 seconds.

I'm addicted to the Roasted Chicken flavor. So far all the flavors I've tried have been good, except Cilantro Lime, which tastes like used socks.
 
So this is my current problem. I have several, ask me for a list.

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This shit is going on across the street from me, housing construction. Notice the porta-potty and the CAT backhoe. I'm going to let whatever might be in the porta-potty ferment for a couple of days, then I'm just gonna knock it over. I might hotwire the CAT as well and set it on a collision course toward the school up the street.

Edit: Oh and fear not. In case there are cameras around I will be wearing my Ninja Bobby Ewing outfit.
 
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