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[Volpone]

Managed to kill close to an hour. Phone's up to 74%. Cat was ready to come In when I checked on him.

So of course The Dog wanted to go Out. :/

Luckily she usually spends about 5 minutes Out at night, won't get attacked by anything, and knows to bark when she's ready to come In if she isn't ready when I check on her. Still, it gets tiresome, always having even the simplest plan go sideways. I mean, I've learned that she wants to go Out before bed so I made a point to check on her before I was ready to go to bed and she was like "thanks, I'm good." And as soon as I get The Cat In she goes "I WOULD LIKE TO GO OUT." :/

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

This, uhhh. I'd probably buy that.

 

[Loktar]

So they DO make edible diarrhea in a can!

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

For some reason, for the past week or so, I've had 1999's "Every Morning" by Sugar Ray stuck in my head. And if I've got to suffer, so do you.

 

[Loktar]

For some reason, for the past week or so, I've had 1999's "Every Morning" by Sugar Ray stuck in my head. And if I've got to suffer, so do you.

I'm already suffering.