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Days like these, I feel sorry for Agent Smith. He's just trying to provide stable, satisfying lives for the humans being cared for in The Matrix and on top of having to deal with all the ones that are unaware, he's got these fucking terrorists, trying to destroy everything the machines have laboriously built.
 
OK. So I found a phone laying by the side of the road Saturday afternoon, while walking my dog, just as the heavy snows were starting. I picked it up, brought it home, and it works. It's locked but I could tell the vendor. Yesterday I was able to call one of their stores and was told they have no way of checking who a phone belongs to if it is locked so I put an ad on CraigsList in the Lost & Found.

Today I went to the post office to see if there was any mail since they haven't delivered to my house since the storm and there was a Metro PCS store right across the street so I brought the phone since I found it hard to believe they couldn't look up info from the SIM card. Different person working the counter than I talked to on the phone yesterday so that saved an awkward "I didn't believe you" conversation but apparently the guy I didn't believe was right. Apparently they can only see the last 4 digits of the phone number on the SIM card these days. Hooray for "improved security" or whatever the idiotic reason is behind that. But it occurred to me to check to see if my CraigsList ad had gotten any hits. It had. I got:

-A screencap of an October 2025 receipt (with no supporting explanation or text). It did have a serial#, but there is no serial# anywhere on the phone (DuckDuckGo says you need to get to "settings" which you can't do if the phone is locked.
-A message saying "I'm interested?"
-A message saying "Did you really find a phone or is this code? lol"

And in case I didn't mention it, I was out shoveling yesterday afternoon so I had a conversation with a girl walking by and decided to ask her if she knew of anyone who'd lost a phone on the street recently. She said she'd lost 4 phones on that street and I said something to the effect of "Oh, that's too bad," while my brain was actually screaming "HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU MANAGE TO LOSE 4 PHONES--APPARENTLY IN THE SAME WAY!?"

I hate humans so fucking much.

(Incidentally, some jackassery was happening at the supermarket a few weeks back and I muttered that under my breath and a little old lady near me heard me, looked me in the eye and smiled about it.)
 
Fucking humans OMG WTF
At that point turn it in to the police department.
OR you could be brave and go onto Facebook and look up your neighborhood or whatever that neighbor app is called too where everyone bitches about someone or something
 
The cops (or some buddies of theirs) might use it to detain the owner in some secret camp somewhere...
 
Mirah said:
Fucking humans OMG WTF
At that point turn it in to the police department.
OR you could be brave and go onto Facebook and look up your neighborhood or whatever that neighbor app is called too where everyone bitches about someone or something
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The last time I called the cops, I was on a dog walk and found an abandoned pickup that was likely stolen. Nothing ever happened. Well that's not true. Eventually the truck got stripped of any parts, all the windows got smashed, it was used for target practice and eventually set on fire. After a year or so someone finally towed away the burned out hulk.
 
Other day I was looking at gold, up over $3K an ounce and wishing I'd bought some decades ago, when it was under $500 an ounce. And then I looked at the price of gold today and it is over $3K an ounce and wishing I'd bought some weeks ago, when it was only $3K an ounce. :/

(Of course not having 5 (or even 3) thousand dollars just laying around has also hindered this plan.)
 
People don't realize that when Robert Plant dumped his girlfriend, he stole her owl and gave it to his new girlfriend. Then he wrote a song about it:

"Owl of my love, owl of my love, owl of my love to you..."
 
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