Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[Dr Dave]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Canada can't beat the US at the one thing they're supposed to be any good at. :bergman:

C'mon, it only happens once every 45 years, give us the carrot once in a while.

Anyway, you guys turned hockey into a gay rave last year with Heated Rivalry -- a whole army of new hockey viewers were waiting for the players to start making out after the game ended. AND I WAS ONE OF THEM.

 

[Dr Dave]

Both teams had stacked rosters, and to be fair this was the best US team in years.

I was rooting for Canada, but I can't be mad about the win for the USA.

 

[Volpone]

What's even more awkward is that the activist was there with an actor with Tourettes who was up for 2 awards -- and he won them both. But he managed to avoid any Tourette's attacks during his 2 acceptance speeches. Everyone (well most everyone) cheered him. BAFTA host Alan Cumming had to recite an apology/explanation no less than 3 times during the show after the incident.

If I had unlimited wishes, at some point I'd get to "a note from a doctor that says I have Tourette's." "DUMB CUNT! Sorry. Tourette's. "

 

[Volpone]

"Ontario" is a stupid name for a town in California. Especially because the state abbreviation is "CA." "You have a package shipping from Ontario, CA." "Why is it coming from Canada? I thought they were in L.A."

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

I <3 Cheetos.

Always have.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Car batteries are stupidly expensive now. *grumble*

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I <3 Cheetos.

Always have.

Crunchy or puffed? It's important™.

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

Crunchy or puffed? It's important™.

Crunchy, of course. The puffed ones are for kids.

 

[Loktar]

Car batteries are stupidly expensive now. *grumble*

Still cheaper than the $1,200 water pump i had to buy 2 years ago to keep my car running.
*grumble, grumble*

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Still cheaper than the $1,200 water pump i had to buy 2 years ago to keep my car running.
*grumble, grumble*

That's fucking insane. I'm assuming labor was part of the price, because water pumps are a pain in the ass to even get to these days.

 

[Loktar]

That's fucking insane. I'm assuming labor was part of the price, because water pumps are a pain in the ass to even get to these days.

Yeah I'm pretty sure the $200 an hour labor was part of it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The only things that should cost $200/hour should end with either a Xanax prescription, or an exploding orgasm.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Volpone]

I have been trying to use another search engine, since Google has gotten so shitty, but I can't escape that every other engine I've tried is even shittier. I think Yahoo!'s is the least terrible, but the interface is so damn clunky. I don't remember it being that clunky 27 years ago.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[Mirah]

Charlie's Angels s01e07: To Kill an Angel

Okay, my TV tells me the plot synopsis is "The autistic child Kelly's tending stumbles upon a gun left at a murder scene---and shoots her."

1. Initial thoughts: Kelly seems to have been shot in the head, but since there's nothing in there, meh.
2. Why do all these 70s cop shows have people chasing each other around in the most uncomfortable shoes possible?
3. Exidor from Mork and Mindy is in it, so that's a plus I think.
4. They seem to have only one white corded phone handset for this entire show.
5. Kelly is having a dream about a princess for some reason.
6. The kid playing the autistic child is an actor named Dennis Dimster.
7. I think the woman playing the child's mother is the same chick who played the lady that got slapped around and threatened with all manner of weaponry after she went all hysterical in "Airplane!"
8. The kid looks like a blond Will Robinson with a bowl cut.
9. Exidor is evil!
10. Jill's snazzy Mustang II Cobra peels out like it has some horsepower. Suspension of disbelief is now nullified.
11. These things always end up with a confrontation at an abandoned amusement park.
12. Lol, Exidor is trapped on a centrifugal force barrel ride, pinned against the wall while the Blue Danube circus music plays on the... whatever it is.
13. Child is reunited with the mom who abandoned him, judge says she deserves a second chance, and everyone has a tuna fish sandwich. No joke.
14. Yikes.

I was going to say, I am on episode 12 or 13 already and I watched the 2004 special behind the scenes. And I had a 2 week break, do try to keep up. But then I saw you added Love Boat to the mix, so I am behind.

Anyone know where online I can watch MASH?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I was going to say, I am on episode 12 or 13 already and I watched the 2004 special behind the scenes. And I had a 2 week break, do try to keep up. But then I saw you added Love Boat to the mix, so I am behind.

Anyone know where online I can watch MASH?

Pretty the entirety of MASH is still on Hulu.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Pretty the entirety of MASH is still on Hulu.

Also MeTV airs episodes pretty much daily.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Also MeTV airs episodes pretty much daily.

Yeah, 4 episodes per day I think.