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The difference between a Briggs & Stratton lawnmower engine from around 2011 and one from around 2022 is astounding. One is a disposable plastic piece of crap that will last 3-4 years and the other is a machine that you'll stick in the garage "just in case" after the mower it was mounted on has fallen apart to the point that you can't repair it anymore. (Although I will also say the actual 2011 lawnmower was far superior to the 2022 one too, but I'll leave that for my bloggy thread, when I have some time.)
 
whisky said:
Watching another random episode of the fall guy, Lee Majors looks like he's mid 60, but was actually mid 40s, hard life maybe)
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Yeah, he didn't age too well. But if you think that was bad what about Jan-Michael Vincent? My friend and I wrote a song about that guy, sorta, and it was just "Big Old Puffy Drunk, Puffy Drunk Tennessee."
 
He pissed his life away for sure.
 
Went to the seaside on Sunday, got some fresh baked donuts while I was there, the woman behind the counter was wearing a corset that pushed her tits way up with a pinny over the top, not sure why she was dressed like that, but it was nice
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I've never used a Chinese take-out packet of mustard or duck sauce in my existence. Sometimes I'll use the soy sauce, but even then I'll sometimes grab my own bottle from the kitchen instead.
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The take out packets of hot sauce are usually really good, though. I do use the soy sauce because it's right there, and the Kikkoman in the fridge is so salty.
 
Why the fuck did I volunteer to help a friend move fucking furniture tomorrow? This is gonna hurt.
 
Cassie said:
The take out packets of hot sauce are usually really good, though. I do use the soy sauce because it's right there, and the Kikkoman in the fridge is so salty.
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I buy reduced-sodium soy sauce for the fridge. Tastes the same to me...
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
Why the fuck did I volunteer to help a friend move fucking furniture tomorrow? This is gonna hurt.
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Because your brain still thinks you're 35 and knows that moving isn't a particularly tiring chore for a 35 year old. I staged the house I'm selling with spare furniture--got $35 inflatable beds from Wal*Mart and put them up on cardboard boxes, no sofa, just enough furniture to suggest room layouts--and even so, it kicked my butt.
 
Hmm. Am I an alcoholic? Stopped drinking for 40 days for Lent and got down to around 155# (5'9") and looking pretty good. But since, I've failed. The Plan was to only drink during the week if I was out for an occasion or eating something like fish & chips, that pretty much demands a drink with it and a cocktail each night on the weekends. Hasn't been entirely successful. Caved and had a cocktail tonight and now my brain is going "You know what you need now? Another cocktail!"

Two isn't terrible and still a big improvement from where I was, but I'm starting to think I enjoy alcohol more than I enjoy having a sexy body and I'm willing to take the risk that it is a carcinogen. Meh. I'm actually amazed I was able to make it through Lent this year. I've tried before and gave up.
 
If I had an unlimited number of wishes, eventually I'd get around to bringing back Sean Connery and getting him to say "Pancakes and sodomy, it's always pancakes and sodomy," because the way he says his "S's" would make it amusing to me.
 
Which is better 4 hours after eating? Taco Bell or White Castle? I can't decide but I'm afraid of what a methodical experiment would do to my guts.
 
Volpone said:
Which is better 4 hours after eating? Taco Bell or White Castle? I can't decide but I'm afraid of what a methodical experiment would do to my guts.
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Between the two it's a tough choice. Honestly I would have to go with Taco Hell, because I know the sort of literal shit White Castle does to my digestive tract and it's worse than the former. YMMV.
 
Context: I can't remember the last time I had White Castle. It's more recent than I recall, but still a long time ago. Taco Bell probably even longer. But I'm selling a house and the buyer claims there are termites that need mitigation so I needed to meet my termite guy. Wound up right around when I'd ordinarily have lunch. Got there a little early and had some time and realized there was a Taco Bell close so I went. (There's more to this, but it isn't germane. "What the hell do the goddamn Germans have to do with this?!")

Again, I don't know the last time I was at a Taco Bell. No one is at the "register." You pretty much have to use a self-serve terminal to order and pay for your food. Eventually I figured it out.

Anyhow, about 4 hours later my guts are rolling. I'm regretting my life choices and realizing the last time I felt this way was after going to White Castle. Hence provoked this discussion.
 
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
Why the fuck did I volunteer to help a friend move fucking furniture tomorrow? This is gonna hurt.
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Volpone said:
Which is better 4 hours after eating? Taco Bell or White Castle? I can't decide but I'm afraid of what a methodical experiment would do to my guts.
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Definitely Taco Bell, which I can have when I feel like it. I had White Castle once in my life, 40 years ago. I visited my friend at Fordham, and we went out to the bars all night, and around 3-4am we went to White Castle and bough a huge sack of burgers and brought them back to his dorm. We stuffed our faces and then passed out.

4-5 hours later I woke up and had to run to the bathroom, where I sat down and improvised a disgusting symphony for several minutes... and then had to rush to make the train home. Ugh.
 
You need to go to White Castle at least 3 times. The first time you go, it's disgusting and you vow to never go again. But for some reason you wind up going again. And this time you kind of wonder if you enjoyed it so eventually you try it a 3rd time. Then you...I wouldn't say "like" it, but you want it on occasion if there's one convenient.
 
Volpone said:
You need to go to White Castle at least 3 times. The first time you go, it's disgusting and you vow to never go again. But for some reason you wind up going again. And this time you kind of wonder if you enjoyed it so eventually you try it a 3rd time. Then you...I wouldn't say "like" it, but you want it on occasion if there's one convenient.
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You just descibed doing crack.
 
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