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I can no longer pick up all the digital channels, I think a falling tree limb bent my antenna or something. I can't even pick up DABL now (or all the religious channels).
Could it be that your area upgraded to ATSC 3.0 standard and your antenna is outdated now? It's the latest trick that broadcasters are trying to pull to make free TV less free...
 
Channels are still required to broadcast in ATSC 1.0 but most of the local channels do have ATSC 3.0 broadcasts, too. I stopped being able to pick up a whole bunch of channels last year. It is very annoying. ALSO, my coax is way too long, so I'm sure I lose signal.
 
I bought a couple of fancy digital antennae from Amazon this year, but I live on the ground floor of an apt building in a busy city that's sea level at best, so I get JACK SHITE in terms of channels on both my living room and bedroom TVs.
 
There is a sweet spot in promoting an event on social media. If you don't make enough posts hyping it, people won't be interested or have any reason to come. If you make too many posts, people will think you're desperate and trying too hard and get scared off.
 

This guy is my favorite ota antenna nerd. If you can pick up a signal he will tell you the best antenna and which ones are scammy. He also complains about ATSC3.0 all the time.
 
First observed while taking my family to...the Minnesota Renaissance Faire(?) but observed even more recently: If you're used to how a car handles, it handles significantly differently with 300-500 extra pounds in it. A 1990 Plymouth Horizon corners a lot differently on a freeway entrance ramp and a 2009 Ford Mustang does everything differently with five 5 gallon buckets of gravel loaded in it.
 

This guy is my favorite ota antenna nerd. If you can pick up a signal he will tell you the best antenna and which ones are scammy. He also complains about ATSC3.0 all the time.
When I moved...OK, first, when I bought a house in Portland and the introductory deal on Spectrum ran out, I went down to...Lowe's? for an antenna. House already had a mast for it. I can't remember how I got the cable inside. Patch into existing cable TV wiring? Probably. When I moved to Louisville I bought another antenna. This house didn't have an external mount so I just used some cord to hang it in the attic. Brick house with gable vents so I ran the co-ax out the gable vent and...I think directly to the place I wanted my TV. I seem to remember there being a random co-ax sticking out of the wall at that point so I either pulled it out and pushed my antenna cable through before caulking it or I spliced in with a male to male connector. I left the antenna in that house because I foolishly thought renters would appreciate having free TV (they don't and it didn't take long before a cable installer snipped off the antenna cable). I couldn't find a good antenna for my current house so, while it was a pain to get the assembled antenna out of the old attic, I grabbed it in the 11th hour. It's going to be an even bigger pain to get it in the current attic so at present it sits in the basement until I get around to installing it. My go-to antenna tuning source is this:
I used to actually orient it with a compass, but lately I just do dead-reckoning. (I look at the compass heading and my house's orientation on a map and align the compass based on the map.) Mostly because my compass went wonky.
 
 
(or all the religious channels).
Phone up your local stations and tell them you need it fixed because you've got to get RIGHT WITH THE LORD and one of them will fix it for you.
 
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