Where is the Random Thread of Randomness stuff that doesn't belong in other threads thread?

[CaptainWacky]

Christ Jennifer Anniston was so hot in the early seasons of Friends.

SHAME IT ISN'T FUNNY.

 

[whisky]

Could her nips be any more pokey?

 

[Volpone]

Kaley Cuoco on the first ep of "Big Bang Theory" too. Cuter, but less nippy.

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[CaptainWacky]

in tv shows or movies when someone is putting "MISSING" posters up (for like a missing person or pet) they always stick like fifty posters on the same wall. is that really the best way to do it. surely like one poster on each wall would be better?

 

[Volpone]

A sump pump is a pump in a sump. It's not a pump that pumps sump.

 

[Volpone]

IDEAS TO MAKE STOCK CAR RACING BETTER:
1) Half the drivers are selected the regular way. The other half are randomly drawn from state rolls of licensed drivers.
2) Drinking. Every time you pit, you have to do a shot.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Friend of mine sent me this pic last night, she's vacationing in Hawaii this week, Big Island.

 

[whisky]

I'd love to see that

 

[Lanzman]

IDEAS TO MAKE STOCK CAR RACING BETTER:
1) Half the drivers are selected the regular way. The other half are randomly drawn from state rolls of licensed drivers.
2) Drinking. Every time you pit, you have to do a shot.

Figure-8 track layouts with an overpass where it crosses itself so a race isn't just 400 laps of left turns.

 

[Volpone]

Fundamental difference in the way my brain is wired, compared to a typical 21st century American brain: Donating some money to a charity raffle. In addition to the grand prize, there are smaller drawings you're eligible for if you buy tickets by set dates. If you make the Early Bird Deadline, you get an "Ultimate sports getaway for two," which, to me, sounds like a vacation to go skiing, surfing, hiking, etc. But the actual prize is 2 tickets to the regular season pro sports team of your choice and a 2 night hotel stay. To me, that's not a "sports getaway" that's a spectator getaway.

 

[Volpone]

I've probably said this before, but the 2 things I like best about the Daniel Craig Bond movies are:
-How they manage to take material from the various books that wasn't used in the movie adaptations (the stairway fight from "Casino Royale" is really from "Live & Let Die," there are a few scenes that come from "Moonraker"
-The "fuck it" expression he gets on his face at the moment when The Plan has gone to shit and he's decided to just start winging it.

 

[Volpone]

I talk a little like a Smurf--if every other word was "fuck", not "smurf".

 

[CaptainWacky]

Friend of mine sent me this pic last night, she's vacationing in Hawaii this week, Big Island.

My God, it's full of stars!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So this is happening...

 

[Dr Dave]

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

 

[Volpone]

Freddy Krueger is Deadpool and Wolverine's love child.

 

[Volpone]

Around 2014 I gave away my black oilskin drover coat because it is so relentlessly 1980s. But right now I kind of want one. And a Graffiti Batman logo T-shirt and jeans with holes in the knees--although I may swap out the Chuck Taylor All Stars for engineer boots. This post brought to you by too much alcohol and YouTube "Lost Boys" react videos. OH! Mullet! I need a mullet to pull this look off too.

 

[Volpone]

Remember when it was free and easy to build custom avatars? Pepperidge Farms remembers. This message brought to you by drinking, watching "Lost Boys" reacts on YouTube, and wanting to make a MiniBorg style av of me, circa 1989.