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Ya ever get into a situation where a friend of yours gets into a relationship, and the hairs stand up on the back of your neck and all the bad vibes start going off and you know it's a mistake that will end badly but you can't say anything about it because if you do they'll get defensive and cut you off and continue to make the mistake even harder out of pride or defiance?

Yeah, that's my day so far. Fucking hell.
 
A splash of vodka in your lemonade is surprisingly disappointing. It doesn't taste like a cocktail but it has just enough taste to make you wonder why your lemonade tastes funny. I wonder if I should've just mixed a full shot like a tart screwdriver.
 
I sincerely want this to be played at my funeral. Seems fitting.

 
Added curtains to hide the interior.

It won't be getting any higher until my next lot of bricks turn up.
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I want "Home" by Phillip Phillips for my funeral. And "Abide With Me."

Well at least one good thing has happened today. Or maybe I should say at least one bad thing hasn't happened. I saw all 3 goldfish at the afternoon feeding. As they've grown, they've gotten friendlier and friendlier. Then suddenly, a few days ago, they got very skittish and would barely come up for food. This morning they wouldn't come up at all and I could only see 2 of them. I was starting to worry that a raccoon or something got one of them (and was after the others). I'm hoping it's just that their pond is under a chestnut tree and the falling nuts have them spooked.
 
 
The Mr T netflix special is worth a watch, the story of a man whose had everything, and lost most of it, but still stayed positive about the whole thing.
 
 
I've been working to get a house ready for sale photos by Monday and it has been taking its toll. Just now I knocked something off my desk and since I didn't really need it, I briefly just considered leaving it there, along with everything that I drop or knock over and when critical mass of stuff gets on the floor I'll just lay down on the floor and live down there.
 
I did not realize a dog could be passive-aggressive. I mean, I kinda had a hunch, because she always decides she wants to go Out just when I'm ready for bed, so I've got to stay up until she's ready to come In. But tonight I'm really tired so I (thought) I outsmarted her. I acted like I was getting ready for bed before I was ready for bed. Sure enough, she wanted to go Out. Then I went back and did a few more things until I was ready for bed. Sure enough, when I went to get her, she was laying on the back deck and got up...and walked off the deck and out into the night. Bitch.
 
"The Rocky Horror Picture Show" is basically the first MST3K.
 
The new FOX special... When Baked Potatoes Attack!

 
I have a new daily problem when working at home.

I go to the fridge to get a drink of cold water, but the sound of it filling up makes me want to go to toilet, so I put the drink on the end table so I will have to pass it on the way back.

Every single time I walk past it, get to the computer, sit down, then say damn it, and realise I don't have the drink.
 
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