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I've said it before, but it bears repeating: The entire point of non-cherry flavored Gummi Bears is so that you truly enjoy when you get a cherry flavored Gummi Bear.
There's this motherfucker that lives up the street from me that drives a newer model Dodge Charger with a modified exhaust. And it's loud. Nice car, really, but this dumbass keeps gunning it up and down the street practically 24/7, and it wouldn't be too annoying if he could keep his foot steady on the gas pedal but apparently he can't.
So I'm going to destroy it. Nothing too violent, I'm thinking either a high energy microwave burst aimed directly at the front end of the thing so it fries every electronic system under the hood.. Or I could just superglue some very small pebbles inside his valve stem caps so every day he winds up with four flat tires.