Where is uranium 4 when you need him?

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he came upon a hot dog vendor

 

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and he said

 

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make me one with everything

 

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TAKE THE FUCKING SPAM FILTER OFF CUNT

 

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Go placidly amid the noise and waste

 

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and take what comfort there may be

 

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in owning a piece there of

 

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be assured that a walk through an ocean of most souls

 

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would scarcely get your feet wet

 

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fall not in love therefore

 

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it will stick to your face

 

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Hire people with hooks

 

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For a good time call (506) 447-7211

 

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Ask for Ken

 

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Be grateful your dog is finally getting enough cheese

 

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Take comfort in the fact that somewhere in China, someone is having an orgasm as you read this.

 

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You are a fluke of the universe

 

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you have no right to be here

 

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and

 

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whether you can hear it or not