Who first called us ELITIST SCUM?

[headvoid]

I aspire to that moniker.

 

[whisky]

Was it Bick?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Was it WordInterrupted?

He also labeled the EFCL staff "The Pansy Brigade", which I rather liked.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wordin seems like a prime candidate. Or the DLA (was he the DLA?) Or Loktar, who seemed to think there was some MF/Badlands feud for a while (LOVE YOU, LOKTAR.) Or Dork Lord. Didn't love him.

 

[The Question]

What I want to know is who came up with the sex WITH DUCKS thing. Who is the duckfucker among us?

 

[jack]

I'm crying fowl on your post.

 

[jack]

Wordin seems like a prime candidate. Or the DLA (was he the DLA?) Or Loktar, who seemed to think there was some MF/Badlands feud for a while (LOVE YOU, LOKTAR.) Or Dork Lord. Didn't love him.

iirc it was Mr Interrupted's coining of that phrase. DLA was VKD with all his duals.

 

[The Question]

I'm crying fowl on your post.

Well, flock you! :joker:

 

[jack]

You quack me up.

 

[Cassie]

Duck Sex, Aesthetic Evolution, and the Origin of Beauty | Edge.org

..ducks are one of the few birds that still have a penis. It's a very weird structure. It has an explosive erection, its erection mechanisms are lymphatic instead of vascular, it's stored outside-in inside the cloaca and comes flying out, and they can get very lengthy—up to 40 centimeters, which is over a foot long on a duck that is itself not even a foot long. It's an extraordinary piece of biology. What's going on in these ducks?

In lots of ducks there's forced copulation. It's the equivalent of rape in ducks. In species where there is a lot of forced copulation, females have evolved or co-evolved complex vaginal morphologies that frustrate the intromission or frustrate entry of the penis during forced copulation. For example, the penis of ducks is counter-clockwise coiled and often has ridges or even teeth-like structures on the outside. In this case, in these species, the female has evolved a vagina that has dead end cul-de-sacs, so that if the penis goes down the wrong direction it’ll get bottled up and doesn’t perceive to be closer to the oviduct, or further up the oviduct and closer to ova. And then above the cul-de-sacs, the duck vagina has clockwise coils, so there's literally anti-screw devices that prevent intromission during forced copulation.

SCIENCE

 

[jack]

because duck penis

 

[Mirah]

Wordin seems like a prime candidate. Or the DLA (was he the DLA?) Or Loktar, who seemed to think there was some MF/Badlands feud for a while (LOVE YOU, LOKTAR.) Or Dork Lord. Didn't love him.

I think it was a Dork Lord thing.

 

[Cassie]

I think the MF was already being called elitist before he came along.

 

[headvoid]

I seem to remember it being called Elitist when I joined, so yeh...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Male ducks will eventually get bored of trying to rape the girls and move on to raping other species...until they rape the Earth itself.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

It was always elitist.

 

[jack]

Long before the Dork Lord, that's for sure.

 

[Loktar]

Wordin seems like a prime candidate. Or the DLA (was he the DLA?) Or Loktar, who seemed to think there was some MF/Badlands feud for a while (LOVE YOU, LOKTAR.) Or Dork Lord. Didn't love him.

Well there would have been a feud if the MF played along and didn't for the most part ignore the BL's mostly silly grumblings. It was fun though to see the MF elitist scum get all indignant with their karmic panties in a knot when Cow merged the MF and BL into the Minelands.

Love ya too, CaptainWacky!

 

[Cassie]

RAWR

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

In the old days it was, virus infested, elitist scum pond. Enter at you own risk. And something about porn.